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[rod_swollen]

i drank a lot of alcohol last night. at the time this felt "good." today, not so much. i got into a verbal spat with my signifcant other over a bunch of nothing... as usual. these things tend to only happen when one or the other is intoxicated. we are both very argumentative people and being drunk exacerbates that. alot. no harm no foul i suppose

Comments

[natpea]

you guys are retarded. quit arguing about dumb shite.

im gonna miss lost tonight because band nazi betty is making us practice. again.

[rod_swollen]

band practice should not be on wednesday. ev@r.

[rod_swollen]

oh and we really didnt have a fight fight. we were just having what the cool kids these days are calling a "tif."

[kodakrome]

i didn't know you had a significant other? who? who????

[rod_swollen]

this guy sheerin. he is amazing.

[vortex]

Hi!

My name is Random Hottie and I just read your profile and I think you are HOT! Do you want to get together and have Hot sweaty sex this weekend? I don't really want a relationship or anything, just hot Sweaty sex, me and you! I blah blah blah and stuff so e-mail me soon!

Love
Random Hottie!...

[rod_swollen]

i should have known it was all you. i am ashamed of myself now.

[vortex]

I had to pull something out of my hat to get you to have sex with me!

Actually, I didn't do it...and I have a shirt that says that...

[casio_casanova]

if we could somehow make all men realize that no woman (much less any remotely attractive woman without so much as a terminal illness) is never ever (not matter how much you want to believe it's true) going to email random guys offering sex, we could put a great deal of the porn - or at least webcam - business out of commission.

but i get a lot of shit like that on myspace, and they're pretty much the only messages i get on that dusty old relic Friendster. but nonetheless, it's nice to have my intelligence insulted every now and then.

[rod_swollen]

its true damn it! they want to fuck me! all of them. you sir are just a jealous tart.

[sabrina_pandora]

You have a significant other?

What's the world coming to?!?