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[rodanside]

Okay, everyone needs to go to this website. Not a joke here. You will fall out of your chair.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Broken Social Scene tonight! Pictures coming soon...

Comments

[trousseaux]

It's a joke right?

Right???

[rodanside]

You know, at first I thought it wasn't, then I got skeptical and figured that it was (especially since the site spontaneously went down for several months), and now I'm pretty convinced that it's not. Why? A couple reasons: first, the site goes at some length to redirect you to articles written by "experts" and highly educated members of their team, which claim that Satan lives in shopping malls and dinosaurs still walk the Earth, to name a couple examples. Looking around the site reveals it to be pretty painstakingly built up, requiring a lot of brainstorming, money and manpower, and it seems unlikely that simple jokesters would have the will or the wherewithal to carry this project out. Second, crazy people really do exist in the world. If the KKK can still exist, if men can still murder their wives, if one woman in four college women can still be victims of rape, then what's to say a whole bunch of bible-thumping Christian fundamentalists can't put up a website about a cute little lamb who's hot for Jesus?

[trousseaux]

You make a good point. It really depresses me that "the atheist goat" and the "kanga-jew" still accept. Honestly, sometimes I think this fundamentalist Christian stuff is worse than major corporations advertising, especially the crying baby Jesus page.

[cashonlykid]

lamuel?
pffft.
o.o
Its a joke, its gotta be a joke....
O.O
Oh come on, its gotta be...
0_0
holy shit, its not a joke.

[rodanside]

Mwahahahaha!

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dejavu_phoenix]

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

"You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

Dear Extremists,

Could you please tell me what these advanced techniques are so that I can prepare myself?

Signed,
Grumpy, Bitter and Twisted.

P.S. Bah humbug

Re: BAH HAHAHAHAHAHA

[rodanside]

A little tip: Click on Athiest Mr. Gruff's body and the little talk bubble changes phrases. At one point he says, "Hey kid, wanna read some Ayn Rand?" Aaahahaha.

[whoaitsjackie]

that's terrible... man. that can't be for real.

[rodanside]

Oh, but it is...

Probably.

[seleneshine]

dude...we all want to know, ironic parody joke or actual sincere message???

[rodanside]

Who cares? It's fackin hilarious!