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rodanside

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Mar 19, 2006 14:50

I had a couple weirdo dreams last night. Here's the first:

Some Anonymous Blonde-Haired Authority Figure Lady: Mike, you cheated on your SATs.
Mike: I did? ....... Oh yeah. I did.
SABHAFL: You're going to have to go to jail for 114 days.
M: Oh, really?
SABHAFL: Yep. You're going to be staying with Danny.
M: Okay.

(time passes, during which I do ( Read more... )

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__copernicus March 19 2006, 23:57:58 UTC

thats pretty awesome...my dreams are always very realistic which leaves me rather confused in the morning.

rodanside March 20 2006, 00:27:38 UTC

Lucky. Those realistic dreams are often thrilling/cool, but I rarely have them. Although, for some reason, when I'm sick, I always have really vivid dreams about being sick.

__copernicus March 20 2006, 12:08:12 UTC

when I was 7/8ish I had a dream about being in a car accident and for years wasnt sure if it actually happened or not...until I asked...

I still havent lived that down.

rodanside March 21 2006, 05:06:23 UTC

Whoa. Ouch.

But here's a good test: if you look in your driveway and you see a big, steaming pile of what used to be the good ol' family wagon, you can be pretty sure what the answer to your question is.

classical_slut March 20 2006, 04:55:15 UTC

Imagine actually vomiting toothpaste. How weird would that taste?! I bet you'd be so sick of toothpaste, you wouldn't be able to brush your teeth after vomiting. How horrible!

rodanside March 21 2006, 05:00:53 UTC

Well, you know how, when you vomit, all this rank and putrid bile comes heaving back up through your throat and mouth? I would imagine that the toothpaste would make your mouth/esophagus minty fresh, which would neutralize all the gross grap that comes out along with it. So that would mean you would be vomiting something neutral and tasteless, like Cream of Wheat.

cashonlykid March 21 2006, 01:56:23 UTC

Yeaso, I have extremely detailed dreams to begin with, I dont even have to eat before bed, but when I do eat, wow, my dreams are off the wall. Like once I had a cucumber before I fell asleep and... just.. like.. wow, My dream would make "Some Anonymous Blonde-Haired Authority Figure Lady"look like an angel!

rodanside March 21 2006, 04:57:21 UTC

Note to self: avoid cucumbers.

trousseaux March 22 2006, 20:17:39 UTC

lol that's great! I think random dreams are really the best. I'd go into mine, but this is neither the time nor the place. I'd try the cheese again, its bound to be interesting.

rodanside March 23 2006, 00:54:38 UTC

And that was just cheddar cheese! Imagine if I had consumed something exotic like, I don't know, Jarlsberg.

trousseaux March 23 2006, 19:08:32 UTC

..or Wensleydale. Now that would have packed a punch!