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Mar 29, 2006 21:41
Today Laura asked me, "If you woke up one day and you found that you had really big boobs, what would you do?" I couldn't really think of a great answer then, but I've come up with a short list of options (
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classical_slut
March 30 2006, 03:24:48 UTC
If I woke up and had really big boobs, I would smack you with them!
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rodanside
March 30 2006, 03:38:01 UTC
You're forgetting, my dear, that I have even *bigger* boobs than you, and don't think for a minute that I'm at all afraid to use them on you.
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texas_shirin05
March 30 2006, 03:30:10 UTC
Haha, that's great. Thanks for that. Attempt to claim them as dependents in my tax forms.
Haha that's my favorite.
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rodanside
March 30 2006, 03:39:07 UTC
Hey, anything to save me a colossal ass-reaming from the IRS.
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rodanside
March 30 2006, 03:43:10 UTC
Au contraire, I think you would
1) Enter them as teammates in Twilight Imperium to increase your odds of winning
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band aids would look good on your boobs too
looks_like_love
March 30 2006, 03:57:48 UTC
If you had big boobs I could take you to Lady Grace and pick out a nice frilly plus-size bra. Awww, girly bonding moment!
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Re: band aids would look good on your boobs too
rodanside
March 30 2006, 04:00:43 UTC
Aw, well we already have great girly bonding moments because I'm actually a girl. You know, just trapped in a boy's body.
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looks_like_love
March 30 2006, 04:02:56 UTC
Hmm, can we make it into a Disney Channel Special in the spirit of Freaky Friday? How about Twat Tuesday?
I'm talking to you as we post, so this is absurd. But now I want my band aid.
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Re: band aids would look good on your boobs too
rodanside
March 30 2006, 04:25:04 UTC
1) What it Twat Tuesday?
2) It sounds like a discussion group made up entirely of lesbians
2) Or a special promotion at a really strange diner
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cashonlykid
March 31 2006, 01:03:52 UTC
- Give them cute twin names, such as Inky and Blinky
wow, I couldnt stop laughing about that.
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rodanside
March 31 2006, 02:48:46 UTC
Actually, after I wrote that I thought of some more names I could use, such as Wetzel and Fetzel, Hammy and Blammy, or Abbott and Costello.
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Haha that's my favorite.
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1) Enter them as teammates in Twilight Imperium to increase your odds of winning
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I'm talking to you as we post, so this is absurd. But now I want my band aid.
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2) It sounds like a discussion group made up entirely of lesbians
2) Or a special promotion at a really strange diner
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wow, I couldnt stop laughing about that.
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