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[rodanside]

This little instructional journal entry is entitled:

"How to be a Loud, Annoying, Egotistical, Self-Centered, Womanizing, Tactless, Showoffy, Preening and Pretentious Asshole"

(by me)

Comments

[merie15]

haha! this is really funny...you really need to write a book or something. and amanda was right, you are reeeally nice! and pretty awesome as well.

[rodanside]

If I did write a book, I can't imagine what it would be titled. Maybe "Mike Makes Fun of Stuff and Then Kicks a Baby" or something like that.

[rodanside]

Oh, and I just realized that I forgot to add you! *Honk* That changed though, so welcome friend! And thanks for your sweet words!

[frau_myau]

After spending a month in the English-speaking country, I can hardly understand your post.....it's awfull....what I'm gonna do......what a shame.....

[rodanside]

It's probably better that you don't understand it ;)

[frau_myau]

...ok...

[___lovestory]

A Rolex is preferred, so that you can show everyone what a rich cock you are.

Made me LOL.

Guy: Nice ass.
Houseplant: Shut up.

LMFAO.

Very very nice. *Claps.*

[rodanside]

*bows* Tips?

[dilutedspark]

"Know it. Live it. Love it. Grab it."

That totally made me laugh out loud.

[rodanside]

Making you laugh out loud has become my penultimate goal.

[kakumei_tenjou]

I want the watch ;__;!

[rodanside]

Yeah, I do too, but it's better that we spend our $20,000 on food and not on a hunk of gold jewelry.

[kakumei_tenjou]

LOL so true :D!

[__copernicus]

but I thought eatting was out too?