Straight lines are actually the bane of all my artistic endeavors

[rodiy]

This year, for her birthday that usually ambles by in September, wobaozhewo requested "Give me boys with gay rabu magical alien sex a la ET Katy Perry style. I'm jk about the alien/P though. DNW. And I want a hand drawn book cover. NOT jk

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[wobaozhewo]

Oh. My. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU? OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE UNICORN. THE SHITTING OF LE RAINBOW VORTEX. AND. /SPEECHLESS.

OH MY GOD.

OH BABY DON'T YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME. I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. LET ME LOVE YOU.

[rodiy]

:D!

I'm sorry it isn't as spectacular as you were probably expecting. Maybe if you hadn't nixed my first plan...

Maybe one day you'll get the actual (and only) copy of this! Then at least, the words wouldn't be so blurry and hard to read. Why are you like this scanner? DDD:

[wobaozhewo]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC EXPIALIDOCIOUS AMAZING I CAN'T WORDS EVEN HOW!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I only regret I could not read the letter 8(

Also, I think the cover could've been gayer.

BUT EVERY OTHER PAGE IS EXPLODING WITH TEH RANBOOS /RABURABU

[rodiy]

Um okay, it probably would have been gayer IF SOMEONE LET ME USE GLITTER BUT NOOOOO SOMEONE LOL'D I'M KIDDING (NO I'M NOT) WHEN I SAY YOU CAN'T USE GLITTER AND SPARKLES.

[ranwae]

DYINGGGGGGG THIS WAS DAEBAK JSUT AHFKASDHFJASHDFKJAH XD

[rodiy]

Eek! Sorry for the late reply!

Thanks for reading this and not doubting my sanity! Though I must say, it's hard to follow up with a penile adventure I had last year...