Hi, your name is?
Nick.
Who are you dating?
Dating's for amateurs: I'm married.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Yes.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Working.
Do you think that you will be in a relationship three years from now?
Yes.
What are you wearing right now?
Something frilly.
Favorite place to be?
With Jillian and Richie.
Is there any chance you will kiss the person you have feelings for?
First thing when I get home.
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
Yes.
Would you take someone back who cheated on you?
Yes.
Did anything "cute" happen today?
Not at work.
Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
Yes.
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.
What woke you up this morning?
Richie who wanted UP! UP! UP! UP! UP! UP! DADDY UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
How many piercings do you have?
Just the ten. Nah, none.
Have you ever been kissed in a car?
Yes.
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
I don't see how that would happen.
What should you be doing right now?
Charting. I'm sick of it.
Have you made another person cry in the past week?
Yeah I have.
What was the last thing you saw on TV?
Someone's got General Hospital on in the on-call room.
What was the last thing you said out loud?
I don't actually remember. I think instructions to one of the nurses about a patient's haloperidol.
Was today a good day?
No.
What is something you want right now?
A drink. Dinner.
Would you ever run naked in the rain with the love of your life?
Why not?
Which do you think is worse: 15 pounds underweight or overweight?
The worst is trying to lose the 15 pounds you gained while your wife was pregnant.