I'm a carnivore dammit!!

Oct 18, 2006 19:09

Inspired in part by sharkmom recent teasing of me in regards to a certain winged, web-footed, quacking avian I enjoy eating on occasion, I felt the urge to compile a list of every animal I have ever eaten.

So far, I have...

-Preyed upon Pork
-Chewed on Cattle
-Chomped on Chicken
-Devoured Duck
-Tasted Turtle
-Eaten Eel
-Scrummed myself silly on Shrimp
-Savored Salmon
-Sampled Shark
-Devoured Deer
-Evicerated Veal
-Partook of Pheasant
-Quaffed Quail
-Roasted Rabbit
-Savaged Squirrel
-Cut up Calamari
-Opened up on Octopus
-Munched on Mussels
-Ordered Oysters
-Craved Crab
-Luncheoned on Lobster
-Lavished over Lamb
-Muttered over Mutton
-Thanksgivinged Turkey
-Fricacied Frogs
-Foraged for Fish
-Kippered Kangaroo
-Yummed up Yak
-Ate Alligator
-Attacked Antelope
-Batter Dipped Bear
-BBQ'd Buffalo
-Consumed Clams
-Suppered on Scallops
-Enjoyed Elk
-Horked down Cornish Hen
-Tantalized over Tuna

I'm sure there is more, but thats all I can think of at the moment, will update it as consume more small helpless creatures *lol*

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