At work the other day a woman asked me for a ten oz burger, i told her i had ten ounces for her , she asked to speak to a manger and i told her i was the manager and if she didn't like the way i ran things then maybe she shouldn't be dining at the 5 star restaurant known as the hard rock cafe. She quickly shut her mouth, i brought her out a salmon ( Read more... )

Today I woke up and farted 3 times. The second one was the nicest. I think I have to change my poopy pants now. :0

Everyone in the world finds solace in the same stupid things, I want nothing to do with the same stupid goals that everyone wants at the end of the day, but I guess that's human nature right?

I'm gonna delete this stupid thing.

It's evolution time, it's revolution time.

today has gone from bad to worse.

things are already so different, i dont trust anyone.

nothin worked out until now, i officially live at muslims and have my own room, things are looking up but i cant help but feel like i dont deserve anything.

i can not tell if things are good or bad right now lulz

lifes a mess, as usual

if we havent talked lately than call me.

i never thought id get as attached to my co workers as i did, but i guess seeing the same people day in and day out for almost 11 months will do that to you, when i hugged desiree goodbye she almost cried and when i drove away i realized that im gonan miss this job so much more than i ever imagined ( Read more... )

tify was the most fun ever

i just got home from work at 3 am and i have to be there again in 6 hours, cool life.

my new years resolution is to not make any resolutions whoopz

i dont drink anything at all other than water anymore and i havent eaten meat in like a week and a half, thats cool i guess ( Read more... )