Oh I love my job...

[roflskate]

Me: Hi there! What can I get for you?
Customer: I'll have a Grande Cinnamon Douche Latte.
Me: ...I beg your pardon?
Customer: A Grande Cinnamon Douche Latte!
Me: ::tries not to laugh and fails because I'm secretly twelve::

And to think that back in November I wanted to quit my job.

Comments

[evilhippo]

::snerk:: I would've had a very hard time not laughing. But, I mean, my friend told me about being the only one in one of her lecture classes that laughed at "The Butt Agreement" and then I proceeded to giggle about it on the bus on the way to work every time it crossed my mind for a week.

[spookymj]

Aaaah! At least 100 years ago, I just asked for a venti douche.
Small world.

Was this genderless customer a male Jew? Was he serious?