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[rogue_crow]

[Upon checking the mail, Zevran discovered the small booklet listing all the things he could get back from the town - tattoos, his blades, his bow, his armor - in exchange for nothing more than cereal box tops. Needless to say, he immediately went out and grabbed quite a number of cereal boxes, and is currently standing in his kitchen studying the

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[weiss_tank]

I don't think so. I mean, real cereal companies don't make you eat all the cereal, they just want you to buy the damn stuff.

[He is seriously contemplating how much cereal he has to buy to get his bike back...]

[rogue_crow]

Yes, but surely there must be some catch to all this...?

[weiss_tank]

Probably, who knows. [Ken hasn't noticed the fine print yet]

[rogue_crow]

What are you hoping to get back, my friend?

[optimystically]

Well what else are you going to do with all the cereal you get?

[rogue_crow]

Throw it out, I suppose? I have tried a bit, and while I suppose it isn't bad, I certainly would not wish to eat through entire boxes of the stuff.

Besides, you are supposed to eat it with milk, yes? And the milk here is...questionable.

[optimystically]

What? You can't waste food like that!

What's wrong with the milk?

[rogue_crow]

I can hardly eat all of it. It is quite a large amount of cereal.

I...have heard different things. But all of it is unpleasant, and none of it suggests the milk is safe to drink. You had not heard?

[hurtjustalittle]

I should hope not. If it needs to be consumed I would have to hire somebody to do so for me.

[rogue_crow]

Exactly my concern. None of the things I would wish to get back would require many box tops, but all put together, it is a sizable number.

[hurtjustalittle]

I merely find myself incapble of eating this... flattened wheat product.

[rogue_crow]

Yes, it gets tiring by the second mouthful. And that is being generous.

[weaponsparked]

Wouldn't surprise me if we did, at this point.

[rogue_crow]

I doubt it would surprise anyone.

I have not heard much from you recently, my friend. Were you droned?

[weaponsparked]

Considering the last set of instructions we were given, no, it shouldn't.

... No. I've been overcharged on painkillers and bedridden.

[rogue_crow]

Yes, that was - interesting. I never did find any yaks.

You were injured, I take it? It must have been serious to keep you down for so long.

[dodo_master]

[watches you from the kitchen doorway, blinking.]

You must really like Corn Flakes.

[rogue_crow]

[Zevran laughs as he glances over at Cynric.] No, not really. [And he offers the boy the prize book for perusal.]

[dodo_master]

[He takes a look, and his eyes grow wider as he goes down the list.]

Impossible! They can't be serious, can they?!

[rogue_crow]

I have no idea, but it's worth finding out, yes?