Grand Theft Auto: not just for breakfast anymore

[rogue_lawyer]

Okay. Nobody freak out.

I just figure that while Mini-Champ is still training-wheel bound, it would be a crime... a crime!... for certain vehicles to sit around collecting dust. And I'll return her without a scratch, I swear. (Unlike some people who 'borrow' trucks and smash them all to hell before returning them, I've got respect for classic

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[watcher_pryce]

Lindsey. ::Sigh::

Errr, well, I suppose I could ask Giles to pick up the girls, since Willow is watching... Faith and Angel.

But if Angel is grown up again and asks, I'm going to say you forced me. At gunpoint. ;-)

[rogue_lawyer]

Don't you 'Lindsey' me, Watcher-Boy. I know you want a ride. Because this car? So not a turn-off.

You do that. I'm swinging by to pick you up.

Y'know, I'm sure I've got some 'cuffs around my place somewhere... that would certainly add realism to the kidnapping situation here. *grin*

[watcher_pryce]

::Blink:: Errr...

I've been in Angel's car before, you know. Err....cars.

Alicia would like to know why she wasn't invited along. I'll let you explain that to her, yes?

::Blink:: ::Blink:: Good *lord*, Lindsey. Anyone can read this! For gods sake!

[rogue_lawyer]

So have I. And he drives like a granny. *grin* Come on, Wes... I'll let you drive for a bit?

Aw, I'll make it up to her.

Anyone ever tell you that you're cute when you're flustered? Besides, I was just trying to make the plan more believable. You're the one with the dirty mind, buddy.

[cleverlittlecow]

This is so not my fault alright? If Angel asks when he's a big boy again later? Not my fault.

[rogue_lawyer]

Course not. *grin* Don't know if you've noticed, but the security around this place actually kind of sucks.

[cleverlittlecow]

So you just decided to take advantage of that and commit a crime to make up for another?

[rogue_lawyer]

Less of a 'decision' and more of a natural urge, really. An impulse, you might say. (In addition to the fact that the worst I'm going to get out of this at the moment is a kick in the shin...)

[_faceofanangel_]

Can you take me to go get some ice cream?

[rogue_lawyer]

Heh. As if my life wasn't bizarre enough...

Tell you what, if you can get permission from Willow and you're not... y'know, grown up by the time I get back, I'll take you and Faith out for some ice cream later. Any excuse to drive this girl.

[_faceofanangel_]

REALLY!?!? YAY! Willow won't mind. But if she does you can steal us away with the handcuffs like that other man who talks funny. YAY!!!!!!

[rogue_lawyer]

I... I think my brain just flinched.

But yeah, we'll do ice cream.

[alicia_brewer]

Oh sure! Yous taking tems for a drife but not us? ::Huff::

[rogue_lawyer]

What? Here I thought you'd be sick of me hanging around, kiddo.

Here's the deal: put away the pouty lip and I just might have something for you when we come back. *smile* Sound fair?

[alicia_brewer]

*So* not the point! You was gonna take tems, wo callerered me a ratart, for a drife, but not us?!

::Sulks::

Uh. Depents on te 'someting' doesn't it?

[rogue_lawyer]

Yes, but they might beat me up when they're full-sized again. I'm pretty sure I could take you, short-stuff. *smile* (Besides, you and your sister already have me at your beck and call, don't you?)

It'll be a very worthwhile 'something', I promise.