In over my head. As usual.

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Hey Anya, does your extensive knowledge of all things womanly happen to include how to plan a baby shower? I thought I was okay, but then I checked this website and apparently there's specific etiquette you have to follow and... Help?

You'll find my bribe-rates very competitive.

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[silly_anya]

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Baby Shower: Silly human custom to distract the poor impregnated woman from the fact she is going to grow fat, have great pain, and have to take care of burdensome little pink babies, which she apparently cannot trade for cash.

I'm pretty much stumped. Although I think you have to have friends for such things. And I didn't want to say anything because you know, I'm working on this etiquette thing you speak off. Which makes absolutely no sense... But Lilah doesn't really seem all that popular.

Hallie would know how to do these things. Hallie was very cultured and very beautiful, despite what Xander may think. Anyway I'm really not the person to go to on these idiotic human traditions; still don't understand what's wrong with blood larvae and burlap...

Although Lilah does seem to like money. And alcohol. Which probably is a bad idea. But money...give her money. Can't go wrong. Supposedly diamonds work well too.

Do you have a guest list? Maybe you could pay people to be her friend. Actors. *nods*

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[rogue_lawyer]

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I figure it's a guilt thing. Those of us not getting fat and having great pain, etc, feel bad and therefore give toasters to the lady who is. (I'll think up a better gift than a toaster, don't you worry.)

Well, I think she'd catch on if I hired actors. *smile* And Lilah used to have plenty of minions friends. Damn high mortality rate of W&H'ers. Don't suppose people can get a day-pass out of hell to attend a baby shower...

I'll keep the diamond idea in mind. Thanks for your help, Anya.

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