I have been demoted to the status of an elf. My father goes out to get ice cream, and on his return he crowns me with an elf's hat. My self-proclaimed position as santa-of-the-house, as clearly stated by my certified santa cap, worn over the past few years, has been ripped from under me. I was left chubby-faced, sitting on my bed, not being able
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