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[roguebrogue]

I hate how all my friends are prettier than me. (and...YOU LOT....before you start commenting to dispute the fact...DON'T. We all know it's true)

Stop it! All of you! Get ugly!

Comments

[donkeyjacket45]

nope nope nope. it's simply not true.

[donkeyjacket45]

p.s. see my lj icon? i squished the picture to make my face thinner, and photoshopped out a number of spots and a birthmark. i know you know what i look like in real life anyway, but that's not the point. the point is we all think we look rubbish, or something.

[stupiditykills]

ditto, insert obligatory disagreement and head bashing here.

[suggestiveleg]

Jacket's gone wrong.

[theconvert]

Very wrong indeed. *smacksheadondesk*

[roguebrogue]

Shut it all of you. You all count as my pretty friends!!!!

I'm the obligatory ugly one.

I appreciate the disagreeing though.

[king_of_patches]

Meh. If American teen comedies are to be believed, all supposedly 'ugly' people are just a makeover-montage away from being prom queen, so... yeah.

That really sounded more convincing in my head, y'know. Aaaaaanywho... remember that there's always somebody uglier than you, and if you befriend them and go everywhere with them, then you're attractive by proxy.

I've been adopting this method for the past few weeks in Brighton. Combine this with the fact that around 2/3s of men are gay here and the result is me beating girls away with a pointy stick.

Well, I say 'beating girls away' but... meh.

Hugs,
MJ.
xxx
PS: You're also quite hot.

[roguebrogue]

Mark shut up you fool.

I am not hot.

When are you coming back?x

[theconvert]

Also, people generally choose friends and partners who are roughly the same level of attractiveness as them. thy've done studies on this and it's now a well known fact. So if all your friends are pretty, well, stands to reason that you are too.

So there you go.