cute: pretty and short/hyperactive

beautiful: pretty and tall

gorgeous: pretty with great hair

striking: pretty with a big nose

voluptuous: pretty and fat

sexy: pretty and easy

exotic: ugly

my father gave me a scanned version of a paper someone gave him for me. this someone wrote his email address at the top of the page, but i can't read it. and so i'm trying various possible letter/number combinations trying to hit the right email address, because i really want to talk to this person. so i was hoping to get perhaps some new ideas ( Read more... )

i have a birthmark, and i am willing to bet that no one knows where.

(and no, it's not in a secret, unmentionable place. so keep your minds out of the gutter!)

my dorm phone rings at 2.10 am ( Read more... )

yes, he is a gaelic god.


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i have a theory about the shared bathroom on my floor ( Read more... )

end act IV. exeunt.

my mother bought me a dictionary on amazon.com today and will be shipping it to me. i am so excited. really. i get excited about dictionaries. i like looking up words. i am an über word nerd..

elvenkitty asked me if i could handle the excitement of getting a real live dictionary. because it is a lot of excitement to go from having to use the internet ( Read more... )

i saw this first crucifixion a while ago. and then, the second, when i looked up dali on google. i like them both, and i am not a fan of crucifixion art. but they touched me in ways other crucifixions haven't. and so i share them:


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we spotted the ocean at the head of the trail
where are we going, so far away
and somebody told me that this is the place
where everything's better, everything's safe

walk on the ocean
step on the stones
flesh becomes water
wood becomes bone