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[rohir]

*has gained enlightenment once again*

*is now a firm believe that healthy bowels lead to true happiness*

*re-emerges in Tirion to spread the word*

*starts handing out flyers*

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Comments

[elladanelrondio]

You're mad. Everyone always thought I was the weird one, but no. No, it's official. YOU'RE THE EVIL TWIN!

[rohir]

*frowns*

*puts my hand right above your crotch*

Hmmm... yes... definitely bad energy.

[elladanelrondio]

YOU LEAVE MY NETHER REGIONS ALONE!

[rohir]

*snorts at your ignorance*

Actually, I don't do anything. What you do is put a hose up your...

[caranthire]

Hellooo.... it's that tasty looking peredhel's tasty looking twin...

*saunters up*

[rohir]

*watches your saunter up*

*is both intimidated and intrigued*

*thrusts a flyer in your direction*

Bowels?

*blushes* Cleansing, that is..

[caranthire]

*raises an eyebrow and smirks*

Are you into enemas or something?

[rohir]

*gulps*

They... they're the road to umm.. true happiness..

*hasn't had sex in ages*

*feels all my energy focusing on a certain organ*

[_poppet]

::happens by::

::reads the flyer::

...

O.o

[rohir]

*sees you OME*

*thinks it would be an honour to cleanse your bowels*

[_poppet]

::isn't entirely sure he wants anyone cleansing his bowels except nature::

[luthie_tinuviel]

*thinks it's probably just a cheap excuse to touch his butt, anyway*

[maglor_harper]

*arches an eyebrow*

*remembers his father asking if he was into that "kinky enema shit..."*

*thinks it's best to just walk on by...*

[rohir]

*waves a flyer in your direction*

*mouthes 'bring Haldir'*

[haughty_elf]

*raises an eyebrow*

[rohir]

*gives you a thumbs up sign*

[lordelrond]

Ah! So you are still alive. Good, good. :D

*blinks at the flyers though*

[rohir]

Adar! :D

Alive, well and with happy bowels!

*hands you a flyer*

You'll come? And bring Nana too, of course..

I'm not sure about the twins though. I've never done one on pre-teens before...