And now, a parody...For My Wife

[rojir]

To the tune of...well, you know
For my wife, who left me for the Opposing Faction in WoW. :)

Every gem you take
And every move you make
Every green you break
Every noob you take
Ill be pwning you

Every single day
And every word you say
In this game we play
Every drake you slay
Ill be pwning you

Oh, can't you see
Me in PVP
Want to melt your face!
Bash your head in

Comments

[thisspacevacant]

Nice.

[keiran_akuma]

WIN.

[hotkarmasundae]

Mr. Rojir:

My name is Larry Loveless, and I, along with my firm Dewey, Cheathem & Howe, are representing your soon-to-be ex-wife in her divorce proceedings.

We are alleging extreme mental cruelty stemming from, but not limited to, interactions within the "World of Warcraft." Internet abuse is no trifling matter, and you will cease and desist harassing our client immediately.

Copies of the divorce proceedings will be forthcoming.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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PWND!

[rojir]

Ha. She likes the abuse!

[valzilla]

Stabbing equals love. This is a universal truth I learned in vampire the first time Jayson pwned my character.