battered women...sounds delicious, but that doesn't make it right.

man...i thought it couldn't get any better than free food, but free condoms?! woo hoo!

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tomorrow, if you turn on ESPN at 7 PM, you'll see me on the court taking pictures of the seton hall uconn game.

like whoa.

i steal soooo much music

the roots are so awesome

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i have to get up early and learn how to speak spanish.

what the fuck is up with that?

19 y/o male w/ no prospects seeking attractive female exotic dancer in early to mid 20s with strong maternal instincts and a flair for cooking breakfast. Day job is a must. Working way though college is a plus. Call 908-337-8978.

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