As inspired by the badfic "My Immortal"... the Rokuryu admin have decided to MST it.
Rev: It was so bad, we conducted a seance and pulled Def's soul back from the grave to help!
Ghost!Def: Yo!
Def: Alright, Kentoku... what's all this about...
Ah... Def... good to see you.. did you bring the rest of the admin with you?
Dian: I'm here, kentoku.
Rev: Same here.
Lou: Ditto.
Good... good... today, I'll be showing you a video. I guess you guys can call it a bit of research. It's on one of the largest Sues ever to plague the HP fandom. *gestures to a large couch before a wide plasma TV* The popcorn's just about to come in fresh, boys... get comfy. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Def: *grins widely* I like the idea already.
The B.R.A. presents...
In surround sound suevision...
My Immortal
Def: Which one?! There are a ton of fics by that name already!
by xxxbloodyrist666xxx
*cheers*
Rev: Note the creative use of text design incorporated into her name.
Lou: And inability to spell "wrist"
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Lou: She left out the Ds that come after all the Xs.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Def: Hi Ebony Darkness Deme- *trails off* and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Alex: *twitches* And I'm sure she's the dainty little princess who doesn't drink blood from a human. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell Rev: Oh hell no, we couldn't! Def: And technically, bro, she isn't Goth. She's Poser!Goth.) and I wear mostly black. Dian: Stereotyping. I love Hot Topic Def: Like any canon raping sue. and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Def: Because it hides the eyebags like WOW! I was walking outside Hogwarts. Rev: Because they wouldn't let me in. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Rev: And they put their middle finger up right back.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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Lou: See? Doesn't that look better? :D
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Def: You suuuuuuck!
Rev: Oh noes! She has fangz!
Def: I thought she said her teeth were straight and white?
-TO BE CONTINUED-