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General Zhao'a Happy Neepals! (The scene starts out normally. Sei yawns, gets up and looks around. She blinks, stunned at the sight of the studio. Something is amiss. She steps out of her room and looks around. Everything seems the same. Glancing around, she tries to figure out just what was wrong with the Studio.)
Dian: *approaches Sei with a tea tray* Good morning, Director! Breakfast?
Sei: *glances at Dian, blinking* Um... Di... *pokes a prepubescent breast*
Dain: I know. *smiles sweetly* When I woke up, I was already a girl.
Sei: *is totally freaked out* Alright, there's definitely something strange going on here.
Dian: Everyone's different somehow.
Sei: Darn it. *blinks, pauses* Did I just say darn?
Dian: *nods*
(Suddenly, the two are alerted by a sound from the front court They rush there to find Edouard and Adrian arguing.)
Forte: Adrian, you monster!
Adrian: I wasn't the one who destroyed your partner! Don't be a stupid ninny!
Forte: Darn you! I can never forgive you! *charges*
(Forte charges at Adrian but gets parried and thrown off. Adrian scowls at Forte but backs away, sheathing his sword.)
Sei: *barges in with Dian* Alright! Break it up! What the heck's going on here?!
Adrian: ...Did you just say "heck"?
Sei: So what if I did, you nincompoop?!
Dian: I think everyone's lost their ability to curse.
Forte: No crud. We have to find out what's going on here.
Dian: *blinks up at Adrian* Are you sick? Why is your voice all raspy? It never used to be that way.
Adrian: o_o Eh? *blinks, hears own voice* Oh no! What's happening to me just now?!
Sei: ...We sound... poorly dubbed.
(Just then, a deep godlike, Yami-esque voice speaks out.)
Deep godlike, Yami-esque voice: Yes. We have been reduced to bad dubbing.
Sei: SKYE?! What happened to your rich seductive dulcet tones?!
Skye: *coughs* They took my seiyuu and replaced him with Dan Green.
Sei: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-END OF PART ONE-
Stay tuned for part two!