Clown Survey
Bored. Felt like doing survey.
Name the last person to text you?
Josh. We were discussing nudity. Blue penises and the like.
This survey gets a little personal... Can you handle it?
Hell no.
Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Only dudes.
Is it easy to make you cry?
I'd say yes, though I never really cry in front of people. Maybe during a sad movie.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Well... do I? Punk? In some ways, sure. I'm extremely lucky to have you as a friend. (Awwwww.)
Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes. I'm okay right now.
What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleeping.
Next time you will kiss someone?
I don't know. But so far, the forecast is looking like it's a 90% of Never.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
My parents. But I'm willing to investigate new possibilities.
What's on your agenda for tomorrow?
I think my parents and I will be heading over to my grandfather's house to fix things. Hang siding, I think.
Where's your best friend?
Sweden. His house. A train.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
I'd hope so.
How did you feel when you woke up?
Extremely sleepy. And it was around 3 o'clock. I've got to stop doing this.
Do you drink coffee?
No. Which may explain why everyone else I know has no problem waking up early. They are embedded with coffee.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
"Ok... maybe they were playing Clue." -My Father.
Do you take compliments well?
I would if people would give me more. And I so clearly deserve them. Obviously.
Who was the last person you laid in a bed with?
Probably my parents.
Are you tan?
Pale is the new tan.
Do you take walks often?
Only when I have to pee. I just scratch at the door, mom puts on the leash, and we head out.
Do you find it hard to trust others?
TRUST NO ONE. Except me.
What are you excited for?
I've about ran out of exciting things to look forward to. In the past month or so, I've been to the circus twice to see Jessi (oh, and the circus), saw Spamalot, turned 20, and saw Watchmen. But I'm excited about filming MA. I can't wait to get an episode done, so that everyone can watch it, enjoy it, and share it with everyone they know.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Are you planning on going to college?
I have plans involving film school, though I'll probably never actually follow through with said plans. And I should end this thing with a joke...
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Name the last person to text you?
Josh. We were discussing nudity. Blue penises and the like.
This survey gets a little personal... Can you handle it?
Hell no.
Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Only dudes.
Is it easy to make you cry?
I'd say yes, though I never really cry in front of people. Maybe during a sad movie.
Do you consider yourself lucky?
Well... do I? Punk? In some ways, sure. I'm extremely lucky to have you as a friend. (Awwwww.)
Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes. I'm okay right now.
Click to viewWhat are you planning on doing after this?
Sleeping.
Next time you will kiss someone?
I don't know. But so far, the forecast is looking like it's a 90% of Never.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
My parents. But I'm willing to investigate new possibilities.
What's on your agenda for tomorrow?
I think my parents and I will be heading over to my grandfather's house to fix things. Hang siding, I think.
Where's your best friend?
Sweden. His house. A train.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
I'd hope so.
How did you feel when you woke up?
Extremely sleepy. And it was around 3 o'clock. I've got to stop doing this.
Do you drink coffee?
No. Which may explain why everyone else I know has no problem waking up early. They are embedded with coffee.
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
"Ok... maybe they were playing Clue." -My Father.
Do you take compliments well?
I would if people would give me more. And I so clearly deserve them. Obviously.
Who was the last person you laid in a bed with?
Probably my parents.
Are you tan?
Pale is the new tan.
Do you take walks often?
Only when I have to pee. I just scratch at the door, mom puts on the leash, and we head out.
Do you find it hard to trust others?
TRUST NO ONE. Except me.
What are you excited for?
I've about ran out of exciting things to look forward to. In the past month or so, I've been to the circus twice to see Jessi (oh, and the circus), saw Spamalot, turned 20, and saw Watchmen. But I'm excited about filming MA. I can't wait to get an episode done, so that everyone can watch it, enjoy it, and share it with everyone they know.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Are you planning on going to college?
I have plans involving film school, though I'll probably never actually follow through with said plans. And I should end this thing with a joke...
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.