A Reason To Go On Living. A Survey.
Wow. That title sounds a little melodramatic. Anyhow...
How are things between the person you like/love/are with?
Yes/No/Maybe.
Is it cute when your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you babe?
Just talking to me would be awesome.
Who was the last boy you talked to?
Does my dad count? No? Well, you suck.
What did you and the last person you talked with on the phone talk about?
Comic book stores. Twas Josh.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
I'm gonna do me a survey!
True love or 1 billion bucks?
Who said true love can't buy money?
Wait, I think I got that backwards.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
I have feelings for YOU. Let's make out.
Are you addicted to anything?
I'm addicted to stress. That's the way that I get things done. If I'm not under pressure, then I sleep too long and I hang around like a bum and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's thinking about me!
Also, heroin.
Could you go a month without cursing?
Fuck, maybe.
(Honestly though, yes. I used the above example for humor purposes only.)
What are you craving right now?
Tapestries.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Indeed, I would. It worked for Fry.
Are you anyone's first love?
Not yet.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Pushing Daisies Season 3.
Are you looking forward to anything?
Ray's coming up Sunday! We shall have lots of fun avoiding the authorities!
When did you last talk to your number 1?
I tweeted at him today. I was congratulating him for this. He's a super-talented mofo.
Do you want someone/something?
Yes, please!
Been to Mexico?
Only to bury some bod--... bushes. Plant them. In the ground. So they can grow. Next to the bodies.
Do you want someone to call you right now?
Nah. But if you want to, go ahead. I'll be happy to chat.
Do you think too much or too little?
I think too much about the wrong things.
Is there someone who can always make you smile?
YOU.
Do you get distracted easily?
I'm sorry, what?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
Emotionally confused.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
Only in all of the United States and some parts of Norway.
Do you toss & turn for hours at night or fall right to sleep?
Toss & Turn at night. Fall right asleep any time during the day.
Ever had a boy best friend?
I have 3 right now.
Who is one person you met and automatically didn’t like?
This guy I met a little while back. And it wasn't really that I didn't like him, it was just that he was incredibly stupid.
Is there anything you need to buy at the store right now?
Money.
What’s worse, ignorance or stupidity?
Wife beaters.
Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
Because I came to grips with reality. And she set fire to my penis.
What are you listening to?
"Strange Powers" by The Magnetic Fields
Name a quote from the thing you are listening to?
On the ferris wheel looking out on Coney Island, under more stars than
there are prostitutes in Thailand. Our hair in the air, our lips blue from cotton candy. When we kiss it feels like a flying saucer landing.
What does your last text say?
"I think I'm gonna try being black for a while." -Jessi.
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Yes. You have ball cancer. I am so sorry.
Last missed call?
My mom. Trying to wake me up. And failing.
How are you right this second?
Sexy.
Is there anything you disliked about your last birthday?
You weren't there.
Is your room clean and tidy or messy?
In-between.
Anything exciting happening soon?
Again, I say... RAY!
What did you do today?
Your parental figure. Also, editing.
Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 12 hours?
Not that I'm aware of.
Is someone on your mind right now?
Hernando. He's starting to get heavy.
Who was the last person you sat next to?
My mom.
Do you like your hair?
EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Your other parental figure. And I'm hoping on filming some more MA stuff.
Are you single?
Sadly and surprisingly yes.
What's the last thing you ate?
Your paren... No, let's not go there. I ate a baked potato with broccoli and macaroni and cheese.
Last movie you watched?
I think it may have been Kickin' It Old Skool. Which, while not the best movie, was fun and very 80s. The Ferrari joke was great. Also, best vomit joke I've seen in a while.
Has someone disappointed you recently?
ABC. For cancelling Daisies.
Do/did you do good in school?
Yes, I did. But I don't know, as I'm not in it.
Who are you most like in your family?
My dad. We have nearly the same taste in everything. We also taste similar.
Do you always get along with your siblings?
Yes, seeing as how they don't exist.
What happened at 9:00 am today?
I believe my parents may have semi-wrestled with me. Either that or I was sleeping.
What time did you go to bed last night, why?
Around 2 to 3ish. Because I'm an idiot?
What's your ring tone?
"Goodbye, Goodbye" by Oingo Boingo:
Roughly 2:01 to 2:22. (Note, the video is a bunch of different Oingo Boingo videos mushed together.)
My message ringtone is "Bad Horse Chorus (reprise)" by Jed, Joss, and Zack Whedon from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Do you straighten your hair every day?
Nope. I leave it all crooked.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I hope not. I don't think I've ever kissed anyone by mistake.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
I think so.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I know some celebs, but not people I actually know.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Older.
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Yes. And then they dropped me. Because I am heavy.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Preparing my food.
Honestly, who is the last person to tell you they love you?
My mom? Your mom?
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
Alton Brown. And by things, I mean food.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Disneyworld.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
These surveys.
Also, heroin.
Are you a cuddler?
I've only cuddled pillows.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I hope so. THE RAY IS COMING.
What do you want right now?
A reason to go on living...
Also, heroin.
Who was the last person to come to your house?
My uncle. Before that, my other uncle.
The last song you heard?
"Zebra" by the Magnetic Fields.
Awesome lyrics.
What do you think of love?
I think it's swell. But the swelling's starting to go down.
Does anyone know your Myspace password?
My mom does. I think I may have mentioned it to someone once before. But they was trustworthy peoples.
Do you like someone?
YOU.
Do you miss anyone?
Also, YOU.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
(I'm never sure which way to count... I'll just pick one.)
It's a picture of Jessi wearing red sunglasses. It reads:
"sunglasses buy 1 get 2 pairs free = red sunglasses."
Do you regret anything?
I regret that I didn't answer some of these questions with more funny.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
19 1/2.
Do you want to dance?
YES! *dances crazy*
Who do you not get along with?
Nazis.
For more amusement, please visit Minty Pineapple Entertainments.
How are things between the person you like/love/are with?
Yes/No/Maybe.
Is it cute when your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you babe?
Just talking to me would be awesome.
Who was the last boy you talked to?
Does my dad count? No? Well, you suck.
What did you and the last person you talked with on the phone talk about?
Comic book stores. Twas Josh.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
I'm gonna do me a survey!
True love or 1 billion bucks?
Who said true love can't buy money?
Wait, I think I got that backwards.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
I have feelings for YOU. Let's make out.
Are you addicted to anything?
I'm addicted to stress. That's the way that I get things done. If I'm not under pressure, then I sleep too long and I hang around like a bum and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's out to get me, but I feel all right. Everybody's thinking about me!
Also, heroin.
Could you go a month without cursing?
Fuck, maybe.
(Honestly though, yes. I used the above example for humor purposes only.)
What are you craving right now?
Tapestries.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Indeed, I would. It worked for Fry.
Are you anyone's first love?
Not yet.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Pushing Daisies Season 3.
Are you looking forward to anything?
Ray's coming up Sunday! We shall have lots of fun avoiding the authorities!
When did you last talk to your number 1?
I tweeted at him today. I was congratulating him for this. He's a super-talented mofo.
Do you want someone/something?
Yes, please!
Been to Mexico?
Only to bury some bod--... bushes. Plant them. In the ground. So they can grow. Next to the bodies.
Do you want someone to call you right now?
Nah. But if you want to, go ahead. I'll be happy to chat.
Do you think too much or too little?
I think too much about the wrong things.
Is there someone who can always make you smile?
YOU.
Do you get distracted easily?
I'm sorry, what?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
Emotionally confused.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
Only in all of the United States and some parts of Norway.
Do you toss & turn for hours at night or fall right to sleep?
Toss & Turn at night. Fall right asleep any time during the day.
Ever had a boy best friend?
I have 3 right now.
Who is one person you met and automatically didn’t like?
This guy I met a little while back. And it wasn't really that I didn't like him, it was just that he was incredibly stupid.
Is there anything you need to buy at the store right now?
Money.
What’s worse, ignorance or stupidity?
Wife beaters.
Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
Because I came to grips with reality. And she set fire to my penis.
What are you listening to?
"Strange Powers" by The Magnetic Fields
Click to viewName a quote from the thing you are listening to?
On the ferris wheel looking out on Coney Island, under more stars than
there are prostitutes in Thailand. Our hair in the air, our lips blue from cotton candy. When we kiss it feels like a flying saucer landing.
What does your last text say?
"I think I'm gonna try being black for a while." -Jessi.
Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Yes. You have ball cancer. I am so sorry.
Last missed call?
My mom. Trying to wake me up. And failing.
How are you right this second?
Sexy.
Is there anything you disliked about your last birthday?
You weren't there.
Is your room clean and tidy or messy?
In-between.
Anything exciting happening soon?
Again, I say... RAY!
What did you do today?
Your parental figure. Also, editing.
Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 12 hours?
Not that I'm aware of.
Is someone on your mind right now?
Hernando. He's starting to get heavy.
Who was the last person you sat next to?
My mom.
Do you like your hair?
EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Your other parental figure. And I'm hoping on filming some more MA stuff.
Are you single?
Sadly and surprisingly yes.
What's the last thing you ate?
Your paren... No, let's not go there. I ate a baked potato with broccoli and macaroni and cheese.
Last movie you watched?
I think it may have been Kickin' It Old Skool. Which, while not the best movie, was fun and very 80s. The Ferrari joke was great. Also, best vomit joke I've seen in a while.
Has someone disappointed you recently?
ABC. For cancelling Daisies.
Do/did you do good in school?
Yes, I did. But I don't know, as I'm not in it.
Who are you most like in your family?
My dad. We have nearly the same taste in everything. We also taste similar.
Do you always get along with your siblings?
Yes, seeing as how they don't exist.
What happened at 9:00 am today?
I believe my parents may have semi-wrestled with me. Either that or I was sleeping.
What time did you go to bed last night, why?
Around 2 to 3ish. Because I'm an idiot?
What's your ring tone?
"Goodbye, Goodbye" by Oingo Boingo:
Roughly 2:01 to 2:22. (Note, the video is a bunch of different Oingo Boingo videos mushed together.)
My message ringtone is "Bad Horse Chorus (reprise)" by Jed, Joss, and Zack Whedon from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Do you straighten your hair every day?
Nope. I leave it all crooked.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I hope not. I don't think I've ever kissed anyone by mistake.
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
I think so.
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I know some celebs, but not people I actually know.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Older.
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?
Yes. And then they dropped me. Because I am heavy.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Preparing my food.
Honestly, who is the last person to tell you they love you?
My mom? Your mom?
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
Alton Brown. And by things, I mean food.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
Disneyworld.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
These surveys.
Also, heroin.
Are you a cuddler?
I've only cuddled pillows.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I hope so. THE RAY IS COMING.
What do you want right now?
A reason to go on living...
Also, heroin.
Who was the last person to come to your house?
My uncle. Before that, my other uncle.
The last song you heard?
"Zebra" by the Magnetic Fields.
Awesome lyrics.
What do you think of love?
I think it's swell. But the swelling's starting to go down.
Does anyone know your Myspace password?
My mom does. I think I may have mentioned it to someone once before. But they was trustworthy peoples.
Do you like someone?
YOU.
Do you miss anyone?
Also, YOU.
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?
(I'm never sure which way to count... I'll just pick one.)
It's a picture of Jessi wearing red sunglasses. It reads:
"sunglasses buy 1 get 2 pairs free = red sunglasses."
Do you regret anything?
I regret that I didn't answer some of these questions with more funny.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
19 1/2.
Do you want to dance?
YES! *dances crazy*
Who do you not get along with?
Nazis.
For more amusement, please visit Minty Pineapple Entertainments.