1. Because you forced me into servitude, but gave me money for it. And I love money. Also, you are funny, so that helps me through the beatings you give me. 2. I associate you with silly. Red Elvises. And the word Hooray! (Who? Ray?) 3. I like your ability to always have something witty to say. You are never at a loss for words, good sir. Even if you have to make them up. 4. I remember acting out The Tick comics. That was mucho fun. 5. Are you cheating on me with other Joes? 6. The one above me. It's very spiffy. And pretty much the only one you use.
1. Because you are a nerdwriter and therefore awesome. Also, I think you were the second nerdwriter I talked to personally after Toni. 2. Twitter. Awesomeness. And whisks. 3. What's not to like? *stares* Nothing I can see. *continues staring* Honestly, though, it'd have to be your hat collection. I's jealous. (Ray also has a hat collection... Hmm.) 4. The whole Gay4Pay night was magical. (I'm sure that sentence has never been used before... Well... maybe in a very creepy context.) 5. Why don't you and Toni live closer to me? If you don't have a good enough reason, you'll have to move. 6. Just looked through all of yours and I quite like the "My brain is trying to kill me" one. Or the one with the note on your forehead.
1. Because you are supremely awesome. And I'm your #1 fan. All others are #2 or lower. 2. Dinosaurs. The Tick. Awesomeness. Mortal Kombat... 3. Jez's answer applies here as well. But without the hat collection. Instead you have the ability to color things and mail them. Also, you have a sister with a flexible tongue. *stares at Toni, also* (That's really creepy after that tongue comment.) And you like my videos, which is always a plus. Yay, me! 4. Talking to you for the first time on the chat thing with Vince and then I busted out the creepy Jesus. We have a creepy thing going on. What's with that? 5. Why don't you and Jez live closer to me? If you don't have a good enough reason, you'll have to move. Also, how do you plan on getting me to Mobile. 6. Penny or the Tick. Both make me happy in my heartplace.
Mortal Kombat? I was born here and moving would cost too much money/effort. *shurg* Creepy isn't the right word for the Jesus picture. Mind scarring-ly horrible is. *stares at Joe focusing her attention like some sort of lethal laser beam...that's on fire*
Because of the Mortal Sudoku. Mortal Kombat. It's a thing. Not a good enough reason. Move. I thought it was a beautiful picture about Jesus clones sharing their love of each other in an amusing pun. *stares at Toni until his eyes go numb*
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2. I associate you with silly. Red Elvises. And the word Hooray! (Who? Ray?)
3. I like your ability to always have something witty to say. You are never at a loss for words, good sir. Even if you have to make them up.
4. I remember acting out The Tick comics. That was mucho fun.
5. Are you cheating on me with other Joes?
6. The one above me. It's very spiffy. And pretty much the only one you use.
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1. Because you are a nerdwriter and therefore awesome. Also, I think you were the second nerdwriter I talked to personally after Toni.
2. Twitter. Awesomeness. And whisks.
3. What's not to like? *stares* Nothing I can see. *continues staring* Honestly, though, it'd have to be your hat collection. I's jealous. (Ray also has a hat collection... Hmm.)
4. The whole Gay4Pay night was magical. (I'm sure that sentence has never been used before... Well... maybe in a very creepy context.)
5. Why don't you and Toni live closer to me? If you don't have a good enough reason, you'll have to move.
6. Just looked through all of yours and I quite like the "My brain is trying to kill me" one. Or the one with the note on your forehead.
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Also, not a good enough reason. Move.
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1. Because you are supremely awesome. And I'm your #1 fan. All others are #2 or lower.
2. Dinosaurs. The Tick. Awesomeness. Mortal Kombat...
3. Jez's answer applies here as well. But without the hat collection. Instead you have the ability to color things and mail them. Also, you have a sister with a flexible tongue. *stares at Toni, also* (That's really creepy after that tongue comment.) And you like my videos, which is always a plus. Yay, me!
4. Talking to you for the first time on the chat thing with Vince and then I busted out the creepy Jesus. We have a creepy thing going on. What's with that?
5. Why don't you and Jez live closer to me? If you don't have a good enough reason, you'll have to move. Also, how do you plan on getting me to Mobile.
6. Penny or the Tick. Both make me happy in my heartplace.
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I was born here and moving would cost too much money/effort. *shurg*
Creepy isn't the right word for the Jesus picture. Mind scarring-ly horrible is.
*stares at Joe focusing her attention like some sort of lethal laser beam...that's on fire*
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Not a good enough reason. Move.
I thought it was a beautiful picture about Jesus clones sharing their love of each other in an amusing pun.
*stares at Toni until his eyes go numb*
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