Please help me to translate the bad-written monster manual from the comic strip

[m0z9]

I've stumbled upon a comic strip of an author toi (number8) where a little girl reads "monster manual" in some library and gets sucked into. The monster manual is poorly written, so most of the inscriptions are not translatable. However, some time before finding the comics I wrote something very alike about myself in a forum TRPG - this coincidence

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[skurtchasor]

You need to fix the links to those pictures; single "/" instead of "//".

Welcome to (what's left of) the community.

[m0z9]

That's the way the links are written on the site... However, single '/' works too, I've changed just in case.

Thank you :)

[terrycloth]

I get 403 forbidden if I try to follow any of the links.

[m0z9]

Sorry, reloaded photos at LJ now

[terrycloth]

slime: It has no [something] acid
Schrock: Do not meet his eye
Sahaun: Eat human [something] every day

[m0z9]

BTW, thank you very much.

Schrock script makes the strip even more ambigous - whether the author of the book tests monsters or invents them gradually.