Episode ★ 10 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ TAKE ME TO YOUR CZAR ]

Our Russian Overlords are more terrifying than we could ever imagine. They've taken LiveJournal's name as their own. Kind of.

[ HELP ME STEPHEN COL-NOBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE ]I'm called upon by the Nation to fulfill my civic duty as expected of any good dictator: dictating while having Julio

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[precto]

Got some art instead of a shop for you, Colbert. Done by anonymous.

[coloneloftruth]

It's me!

And some other guy! I like his pose.

[tsukara]

Stephan, I'm fairly sure you can only use the title Sir if you are a citizen of the United Kingdom. Sorry to say.

[coloneloftruth]

We can also use it in the Colbernation.

[tsukara]

But does the queen of Colbernation approve?

[coloneloftruth]

Of course I approve.

[geek_among_men]

What is the biggest threat now, Stephen? Obearama, the liberal danger killing our country, or bears, the literal dangers killing our country? This is something I must know.

[coloneloftruth]

Obearama is a liberal bear that's killing our country, literally.

[geek_among_men]

We will counter with Bobby Jindabear. That way we control a conservative bear who will give the rich tax cuts and defeat Obearama. It's foolproof.

[rii_namuras]

Do you see how well Obearama's hair blends with his fur? Methinks this may be more than just a clever Photoshop... Terrifying, Stephen, absolutely terrifying.

[citizensoldier0]

They make pajamas of me? That's...oddly flattering.