Episode ★ 11 ★

[coloneloftruth]

TONIGHT on the Report...

[ HMD ]

How's My Driving? I thought you were talking about House M.D.

[ JURASSIC PARK V: THE UNLOST WORLD ]

A new game has reared it's scaly head with the premise like most pan-fandom games...but with dinosaursMy guest tonight--well, why don't you just wait and see

Comments

SPECIAL GUEST

[coloneloftruth]

So who is up for taking me on in a one-on-one battle of wits?

[veggievaluator]

[SCANNING...]

[coloneloftruth]

Ahhh! A ROBOT!

[veggievaluator]

[And the robot turns to Stephen and gives him a good scan. There is a beep as the lights turn red]

DIRECTIVE NOT FOUND

[xen0glossy]

$42 a year? Ha. Some of us with too many characters spend at least that much every two months... or did when we were still buying paid accounts, anyway.

[coloneloftruth]

The more you spend, the closer we get to saving LiveJournal from our Russian overlords.

[colbert_remixed]

WOO!~ Jurassic Park supports GENETIC remixing!

[coloneloftruth]

I'm right! And if the Dinosaurs don't sparkle like Edward from Twilight, I will be sorely disappointed.

[colbert_remixed]

At the very least, me, they'd better glow in the dark like those Chinese cats.

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[ingen_mods]

You flatter us, Mr Colbert.

As for your question? You'll just have to wait and see.

[sailorsanrio]

Do those who get voted off the island get eaten? Because that would just be badass.

[ingen_mods]

Everyone gets eaten.

[coloneloftruth]

Why can't people apply as Dinosaurs?

[jerky_genius]

That raptor in the mod's account better be raptor!jesus.