On penises, and the hating thereof

[rollick]

Assorted things I've heard since I've been in Oklahoma:

1. "Why is there a brownie in the clothes hamper?" "I dunno."
   
   
2. "Are you crying because the computer program won't work?" "No, it's probably because I got mad and kicked him."
   
   
3. "Why are you suddenly naked?" "I dunno."
   
   
4. "Tasha, do you mind pee and penises? Because I don't."

I wasn't going to

Comments

[muckefuck]

I'm a wee bit uncomfortable that I know from firsthand observation that all of my nephews are uncircumcised. I mean, it's great that they're being raised without some of the crazy Catholic hangups about nudity that were instilled in us, but I still think it's useful to have Places Not To Be Naked and that the middle of the TV room where adults are trying to watch a movie after dinner is one of them.

[rollick]

Yeah, one of these days I'm going to have to ask my mom if I also went through a spontaneous-nudity phase. I've seen it hit a lot of little boys, but I have no experience with it with little girls.

[chris_warrior]

So when the 6-year-old did his penis puppetry at me that night, the 8-year-old said, also in all seriousness, "You have to stop, because Tasha said she HATES penises."

wow. hilarious, but probably slightly uncomfortable.

[rollick]

YUUUUUUP