No jet plane involved

[rollick]

So as was noted on Twitter and elsewhere, yesterday was my last day with Onion, Inc. I've been debating how or whether to mention this here for a couple of weeks now, ever since I gave notice, but given how crazy Twitter and the site were yesterday, it's clearly good that I didn't spill any possible beans earlier. Several other people have also

Comments

[ladymajor]

THAT. is amazeballs. I love you, my friend, and I am so very excited to see you next week and hug you and stay up waaaayyyy too late with you.

[rollick]

SO looking forward to seeing you guys again. Are you taking off Monday to frolick with us? Because frolicking should happen.

[ladymajor]

I do have Monday off and OH YES. We SHALL frolick. There shall be frolicking. The frolicking is mandatory. Please do not look directly at the frolicking or address the frolicking without first having been addressed by the frolicking. Frolicking is not for everyone. People with serious heart conditions or a terminal case of the frowny pants should consult their physician before beginning any frolicking program. Please keep all frolicking inside the car at all times. In the event that you over frolick, lie down in the meadow and giggle at the butterflies until you feel able to resume normal activities, such as bill paying, and the folding of socks.

Sufficient to say, I am a little excited you will be here soon.

[bunj]

I, for one, look forward to your new endeavors. It's nice to know that such a talented group will still be working together. Congratulations on starting the next part of your career.

Also, it's nice to know that, in this day and age, someone's still making Downfall parody videos.

[buscemi]

I've enjoyed your work with The Onion over the years. I look forward to seeing where you're headed next. :)

[farklebarkle]

I have to admit, it was kind of a shock. Best of luck with whatever comes next, though!

[cassielsander]

It has been super-great knowing you and I hope that you have many amazing experiences in your future!

[rollick]

Tasha's estate is grateful for the well-wishes. If you want to donate to the flower fund, please give money directly to Tasha.