So my brother comes into my room and asks me to look at his head. He's got blood on his shirt and he tells me "I think I've been shot... in the head."
I didn't believe him until the physicians assistant pried what looked to be bird shot out of the hole on the right side of his head. Thankfully he has a thick skull that now has a dent in it.

She struggled to breathe and could taste the blood in her mouth as her head kept being pushed under the water. She began to wish for peace in any form.

That's right I pulled a ROFLMFAO ( Read more... )

In about 48 hours this will all seem like a dream. I've had the time of my life and I regret nothing. What a beautiful sense of accomplishment I am feeling right now. I hope that I feel just as good at home as I do right now. I've missed a lot of people and I hope they'll be around. See you all soon.

Being that Australians don't really celebrate Holloween Jess and I decided to go on a ghost tour. The tour wasn't scary but it was fun and they gave us free (but bad) champagne. They also gave us two for one vouchers to the Harbor View Hotel. We got VB's all around and even took some other peoples vouchers, good times. We picked up another ( Read more... )

I just finished two of five of the exams I have to take here in Australia. I don't want to leave but I do miss everyone. It's just one of those things where the grass is always greener on the other side of the world.

Sydney is the PDA capital of the world!
Maybe watching Pride and Prejudice isn't the smartest thing to do right now.
Any movie is better than homework.
I'm pathetic.
That is all.

I actually went camping in a sleeping bag, on the ground, in a tent, in the middle of an Australian national forest. It was pretty cool since a kangaroo wandered in and tried to steal our Tim Tams and the Aborigines who owned the land came and performed a cooroboree welcome dance for us. We also went to a beach where I was buried in the whitest ( Read more... )

Go to google.com and type in ("your name" needs) And post the 5 funniest ones ( Read more... )

My first spring break of the year is officially over. It was the best one I've had yet though. I've done so many things that I never thought I would do. Apparently no one else thought I'd do them either because they thought I was was kidding when I told them, my mother included. The newest events were whitewater rafting, hot air ballooning, ( Read more... )