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[rollingrefinery]

So, given my string of bad luck with men (every guy into poop is magnetically attracted to me) I decided to buy myself an early Christmas present. It has so much character, I may have to name it. Any ideas?

Comments

[selke]

Goomba.

[rollingrefinery]

that would be too much like masturbating with a cartoon character

[sarig]

Sarig.

[rollingrefinery]

;p

[its_ender]

banjo

[rollingrefinery]

ha!

[shakeyourjunk]

omg i love it.

[rollingrefinery]

it's waterproof too

[fusion_mobile]

Aquaman