dear whoever stole my purse from my car at walgreens,

you are a shitty piece of redneck asshole, i hope you die from aids. i'm glad you wasted the time breaking into my car to steal a $15 dollar purse with nothing but a cellphone and tampons in it. next time, have the decency to at least shut the door back.

fuck.

work was really boring today. i drew all over my leg. it's all smeared and nasty, and the webcam is shitty so... here. have some smeared, nasty, shitty pictures.


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so i made a fake check at work today using microsoft word to prove how easy it is to make fake checks. chiggity check it


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so i turned in my notice at work today. i gave them 30 days for some reason, ha. i'm sure i'll walk out before then. my manager was all cool about it, freaked me out. my psycho ex-roommate keeps coming through the drive thru every day that i work it. i would appreciate it if she stopped. also, i did nothing today but draw people naked. here's the ( Read more... )

so i lost my internet for like... 28 hours. that sucked a lot. turned out some fuck up at at&t disconnected it early instead of waiting until june first. i took a bunch of pictures with my new webcam too. they're all gay, so don't bother looking. except this one, this one is hot.


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It is too fucking hard to take a picture of your own back.


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I haven't finished a painting in two years, but I made this one as a late Christmas present for a friend. Also, the original for comparison.


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So, I was reading this article at work and mentioned it to the new girl I work with. She said, "Wow! I didn't know there was more than one moon. How many other planets have moons?" After a brief lesson I was joking and told her that they also proved the sun actually revolves around the Earth. She bought it. Not only that, but... are you ready? She ( Read more... )

I have chemical burn on my butthole. The cleaning lady at work left the toilet cleaner in the bowl and when I pooped this morning it splashed up on my butthole. It burns man. I had to poop when I got home and I cried. Ha ( Read more... )