ONE ⌘ Yotsuba and Arriving [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Do you like presents Luceti? If you do, it's your lucky day! If not, tough luck you're getting one anyway.

Should anyone open their front door today they might just be greeted by a great big colourful box all wrapped up with ribbon. Heck, even if you're just walking down some path, minding your own business, you might suddenly find yourself

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[brotonashi]

[YAAAAAAWN. Gosh Otonashi is so tired right now. He only just arrived in some time paradox two days ago, and he's still exhausted from all the craziness. And his back still hurts. Damned wings. Gaaaah.

Now he's just going to open the front door to leave the apartment for a bit...]

[nothisbrother]

[LET HER CATCH THE DAMN FLU. Maybe she'll die! That doesn't sound like such a bad thing, right??]

That's fine with me. [Is how he shall respond to that, in the grumpiest manner ever. Crossing his arms, he looks away]

[rollypolyclover]

Huh? ...But Yotsuba fell asleep at daddy's house. Not the house of Naoi and me!

[Stop wanting to throw her out in the cold Naoi, gosh--]

[rollypolyclover]

[Just for that Naoi she's going to punch you in the stomach with all the force a five year old can muster!

SHORYUKEN!!]

[brotonashi]

But she's so little, that's not ri--

[Did she just..]

H-hey, you guys! Don't fight..! [MAYBE HE SHOULD BE HOLDING NAOI BACK RIGHT NOW UM.. yeah just gonna get up from crouching and go do that.]

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[nothisbrother]

This is my apartment you little bra--

[Did she just...]

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[nothisbrother]

[OH HELL NO.

HOW DARE SHE

PUNCH GOD

IN THE STOMACH.]

[nothisbrother]

[Bitch you are going down.

Before Otonashi can hold him back, he quickly reaches forward and grabs Yotsuba's little pigtails and pulls on them as hard as he can]

How dare you treat your God this way!!!

[rollypolyclover]

[AHRGKHR-- LET GO OF THEM. Scrunching up her face and waving her arms around in an attempt to knock Naoi's hands away.]

Uwah! Why can't you play with them like Fuuka does?! Too hard! Paaaain!!

[brotonashi]

[Naoi are you really...

YOU KNOW WHAT.

Otonashi's just going to smack you upside the head now, Naoi. 8|]

Jeez Naoi, she's just a little girl! Don't go pulling her hair.

[nothisbrother]

Ow! [He lets go of her hair only to rub the back of his head. You're lucky you are who you are Otonashi or he'd yell at you too. Here, have a pout and probably one of the most well known child excuses ever.]

Well she started it! God is innocent.

[rollypolyclover]

[Yeah, you hit him Otonashi. You so cool. Naoi smells.]

No I didn't! You wanted to put Yotsuba out in the cold, without a scarf!

[Looking up at you Naoi with a 'why would you even do that' face.]

[brotonashi]

[He does.]

It doesn't matter who started it, you still shouldn't be hitting her. [He looks down at Yotsuba, with a less stern expression. Haha, sucks to be you Naoi.] And the same goes for you, okay? It's not nice to hit others.

[nothisbrother]

[Do not.]

I didn't hit her! [He pulled her hair. BIG DIFFERENCE. Just going to glare at you Yotsuba]

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhhh, okay then. Yotsuba will save it for hitting goats! And Yanda. [...] And that guy with the hat. [Glaring back. Hello there guy with the hat.]

[brotonashi]

[Just. Staring at you, Naoi. It's the same thing. If not even more childish.

And now looking back at Yotsuba! With... awkward surprise.]

...

You hit a goat? [what]