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Sep 13, 2005 22:30

so if you were on last night, we briefly discussed gays and crutons

ChiefBuckethead: now who will I talk to
ChiefBuckethead: Sean is gay and doesn't say anything
ChiefBuckethead: And leaves books at my house
rolo1138: yay gay people
ChiefBuckethead: and donna is talking about drugs to someone
ChiefBuckethead: and this other guy scares me
rolo1138: and thier crtons
rolo1138: crutons
ChiefBuckethead: I love crutons
rolo1138: GAY
rolo1138: ur gay
ChiefBuckethead: nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rolo1138: mexicans eat tacos blacks eat fried chicken gays eat crutons
rolo1138: duhhhhhhh
ChiefBuckethead: Wow, I'm all of the above
rolo1138: me too
ChiefBuckethead: COOL
rolo1138: except gay
rolo1138: i hate crutons
ChiefBuckethead: Crutons are neato
rolo1138: like speados
rolo1138: wait
rolo1138: well, so much for not gay
ChiefBuckethead: Did you know that crutons is a palindrone for neato
rolo1138: whats a palindrone
ChiefBuckethead: PALINDROME
ChiefBuckethead: SORRY I'M A LOSER AND CAN'T SPELL
ChiefBuckethead: THE N AND THE M ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER, GIVE ME A BREAK
rolo1138: still what is it
ChiefBuckethead: uhhhhhhhh
ChiefBuckethead: racecar backwards is racecar
ChiefBuckethead: hey! it's the same word.
ChiefBuckethead: = palindrome.
rolo1138: cruton= neato?
ChiefBuckethead: Yeah, I was trying to be funny, but I guess it ended in failure.

ImGerardInDrag: emo music made me sad. metal music made me happy.
rolo1138: i so want to make a heavy meatal band called the care bears
rolo1138: god i suck at spelling
ImGerardInDrag: I LOVE CARE BEARS.
rolo1138: so it would be awesome
ImGerardInDrag: hell yes it would!
rolo1138: i think the name might already be taken
ImGerardInDrag: :-\
rolo1138: http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/index.html
ImGerardInDrag: thats dissapointing
ImGerardInDrag: theres a christian band i like called "Skillet" and their hardcore fans are called Panheads
ImGerardInDrag: its funny
rolo1138: i hate christian bands
rolo1138: too preachy
ImGerardInDrag: LOL this ones not. not this song.
ImGerardInDrag: Open Wounds
rolo1138: sounds like suck
ImGerardInDrag: well i like them
rolo1138: i like oven mitts, you don't see me complaining
rolo1138: but then again, i'm not a doctor
ImGerardInDrag: In the dark with the music on
Wishing I was somewhere else
Taking all your anger out on me, somebody help
I would rather rot alone
Then spend a minute with you
I'm gone, I'm gone

And you can't stop me from falling apart
'Cause my self-destruction is all your fault

[Chorus]
How could you, how could you, how could you hate me?
When all I ever wanted to be was you?
How could you, how could you, how could you love me?
When all you ever gave me were open wounds?
ImGerardInDrag: read that.
rolo1138: gee, thanks for the instructions, i was about to throw a brick at my computer in order to understand what to do with the song lyrics you sent
ImGerardInDrag: :-D
ImGerardInDrag: well some people i have to FORCE to read things. they are too lazy. My friend carolyn is SO lazy
rolo1138: is she a cruton
ImGerardInDrag: .....no?
ImGerardInDrag: lol
rolo1138: good, because gays love the crutons
ImGerardInDrag: LOL you are soo weird.

rolo1138: no
rolo1138: hate is essential to life
CBLizzy321: i
CBLizzy321: o*
rolo1138: like crutons are essential to being gay, its like gay miricale grow
CBLizzy321: sure
rolo1138: it is, what you don't believe me
CBLizzy321: no i do
CBLizzy321: i believe you completely

LostParadise04: may I help you, good sir?
rolo1138: have you ever noticed how many crutons are eaten by gay people
LostParadise04: no I have not
rolo1138: well they do, its like in the 99% of crutons are consumed by gays, the 1% are the people who forget about how much they suck and accidentally eat them
LostParadise04: I am sorry
rolo1138: sorry about what
LostParadise04: I don't know

rolo1138: are you going to bring crutons
CdRepoChic: hmm i could
rolo1138: no, crutons are for gays
CdRepoChic: ok
rolo1138: gays eat crutons
CdRepoChic: ok, i'll keep that in mind

nerdXsauce: haha
nerdXsauce: i wont be here
nerdXsauce: all weekend
rolo1138: oh, thats gay
rolo1138: like crutons

rolo1138: i've just notice that the world's supply of crutons are being eaten by gay people
CrazyCarol722: Oh no. You must stop them.
rolo1138: no, i hate crutons, let the gays eat them
CrazyCarol722: Oh I thought you were angry at that...Well then its ok.
rolo1138: gays and thier crutons
rolo1138: it makes me laugh
CrazyCarol722: Hehe
rolo1138: it makes u laugh to
CrazyCarol722: It does

rolo1138: err
Malcarta: ree
rolo1138: no
Malcarta: yes
rolo1138: stop doing that
Malcarta: no
Malcarta: ree
rolo1138: errrr
Malcarta: reeeeeee
rolo1138: so how goes it
Malcarta: it goes...u?
rolo1138: crutons
Malcarta: really now? i like crutons
rolo1138: GAY
rolo1138: only gays eat crutons
Malcarta: well u said it goes crutons so what does that make u?
rolo1138: ummmmmmmm
rolo1138: a non gay
Malcarta: whatever u want to tell urself there roland
rolo1138: i hate crutons, that proves it
Malcarta: sure sure
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