Damn what a night. I can barely type I am so damn drunk from fun and laughter. I had the best night in a long ass time. Nothing is better then getting shit tanked drunk and surrounding yourself with beautiful women. I went to Scores in NYC with a number of Radio and entertainment people and had just a wonderful night. I can't wait to go to bed and ( Read more... )

Do you ever find yourself in one of those situations with another person where you think if you just let enough time pass things will change for the better? I mean really, who wants to ever have some nasty...you're wrong, no you're to blame conversations? They suck no matter how you look at it...so instead you try to turn your cheek and go on. The ( Read more... )

I fall hard...damn I am sick...day 3 of being sick...Thank god Canary gets here in a couple of days. Although my apartment is trash...and I mean TRASHED. I have had no energy to clean or well do anything. All i have done is sleep for days. Last night I was in bed at midnight and up today at 1pm. I have been popping drugs like they are going out of ( Read more... )

Thanks DAN! Thanks for getting me sick! I fucking feel like shit...I have all fucking day...slept until 5pm I shit you not! It is bed time now but I swear if I am not feeling better by the time I wake I am going to kick someones ass!!!! his name is Dan---I blame him.

mean while...the pile of laundry in my room is out of control! help me...

I have no idea what day of the week it is! I think all my Halo playing is making me nuts! I mean I dream of rocket launchers and blowing up danglin dan! Then I have the super sword and I stab a listener in the head! I go to bed every morning at like 5am and have to sleep with a sleepy mask so I can rest even during daylight hours! What day is it? ( Read more... )

So the new year is here and that means for most people a time to sit down and make a new list of goals ( Read more... )

today was a bad day. I didn't want to get up, or go to work...I was in a foul ass mood all day long ( Read more... )

It started as nice quiet christmas day at my house. I opened my gifts with the glee of a 7 year old...as the day progressed things got more and more interesting. Canary and I got shit tank drunk with my good friend James...we had a nice dinner in the city and then returned to my place for a hot all night roll in the hay! We fucked for hours until ( Read more... )

so tonight Canary decides we should clone her pussy using one of the kits I recently got at work. So we went right to it...having never cloned anything before it was indeed an interesting experience. Not only did we clone her pussy but somehow managed to clone her asshole too!!! to damn funny...We still have to pour the rubber into the mold but ( Read more... )

Canary has arrived safe and sound! I got up today at 9am and went straight to the laundromat so i have clean clothes and bedding. Now we are sitting here watching TV and hanging out...alas I have to head to the office in 20 mins...boo...but on the good news front...Santa is coming early to MY HOUSE!!!!!! He is delivering an XBOX360...in just a few ( Read more... )