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[roman_god]

Ah, I see that in the time that I have not been writing there are some new football players. I would like to ask why they are all women. Women are not very interesting, and these ones I see are not very beautiful

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[five9onthebooks]

I don't think I know you at all (and I'll freely admit I don't know jack shit about soccer football) so I'll say hi. I'm Marty.

14th in the league - is that good or bad? How many teams are there?

[roman_god]

Hello. I am Francesco Totti and I am a very good footballer.

14th in the league is a disgrace. It is making me want to punish myself with flagellation.

It is however very comforting to me that I am still hot and girls like me very very much.

[five9onthebooks]

How many teams are in your league? I hope you don't finish your season in 14th place. Don't try the flagellation, though - you might hurt yourself and then you'll be in really big trouble.

[roman_god]

There are 20 teams in the league. The season is almost over - it is likely that we will finish in the bottom half of the league.

I will not flagellate myself. I still have to play this season.

[five9onthebooks]

You see, the team is like a woman. You do not say to your woman, "I will love you forever" and then leave her for another woman who has more money, as if you are a common whore.

I'm thinking I might have to remember this one, just in case I happen to run into Jassen Cullimore any time soon.

[roman_god]

Who is this Jassen Cullimore? I am thinking he is a traitor like that scum Dark Hair.

[five9onthebooks]

He used to be a teammate of mine with the Lightning. After his contract expired last season, he jumped ship for a bigger paycheck. He'd been with the Lightning since about 1997 and stuck around through some genuinely awful seasons.

[redd_cat]

What qualifies as interesting?

[roman_god]

Interesting women are the ones that lead unhealthy lifestyles. I do not know why I find this so. I would say that this applies to men also, as I do not find myself very interesting. Beautiful, but not interesting.

[redd_cat]

It's kind of sad, but I think you're right about unhealthy lifestyles being interesting, at least because they're different.

But I don't think that's the only thing that's interesting. For instance, this entry of yours is pretty interesting.

I've actually heard people refer to their soccer (sorry) team as a woman before. I get the analogy (even though it doesn't really work in my case) and I think you're right about the importance of loyalty.

So basically you should just consider this me agreeing with you.

[mark_prior]

I wouldn't insult the women, they're better than 14th in the league.

[roman_god]

True. They are good players.

[redd_cat]

You're like a genuine knight in shining armor, huh?

[mark_prior]

You know it.

[carpatt]

Well ew!! Does that mean you totally think I'm not interesting?

[roman_god]

You do not need to be interesting. You are already perfect.

[carpatt]

I can't be interesting and perfect?