(no subject)
It's come to my attention that certain individuals gave my new assistant manager mine a rather trying day yesterday. Though you wouldn't have expect to know beforehand, I... actually no I wouldn't expect anything else from a bunch of snivelling mindless sheep.
So if you get caught again I shall adopt the foreign policy of chopping off hands of those who try to thieve, you bunch of pathetic kleptomaniacs!
Oh, and no hitting on her either. She may be cute, but if she doesn't kick your arse, I will.
Signed,
P.S. Remember that there are people out there whose prices are quite affordable for me who can make things look ACCIDENTAL.
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I need a new chair in my office. With a back massager. Bloody coach. Bloody Bludger drills.
Or maybe I could just hire a personal masseuse...