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Location: The Park, Ophara
For: Anyone
Characters Present: emowanderer and romana_2
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Romana & Ten: *are playing what looks to be a game of speed chess though..are just generally playing it at the speed they normally do* *are also having a chat*
Romana: I don't understand why it's such a big deal.
Ten: Clearly you've never done it. Or not done it in a very long time. Isn't Scarfy putting out for you?
Romana: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.
Ten: Guess not. *sighs* Listen, I'm a little dense, really. You just have to kiss me. Him. Whatever, you know.
Romana: Yes. But...he's a bit dense and oblivious. He won't realize.
Ten: *shrugs* You have to kiss him properly then.
Romana: *raises an eyebrow* Properly?
Ten: *nods* Properly.
Romana: It's not bloody rocket science. It's just lips. Besides. I have kissed him before. Just..on the cheek.
Ten: No, has to be lips. And it has to be the right way. *sage nod*
Romana: *shakes her head exasperatedly* Doctor, once again I have no idea what you're on about.
Ten: *pauses in his turn and reaches over, grasping her from the back of the neck, pulling her in and kissing her in a way that makes most people weak in the knees* *sits back and completes his move* Like that. Kiss him like that.
Romana: ...
Ten: *looks up from the board* Your move.
Romana: Huh? Oh, right. Uh...yeah. *moves*
Ten: *shakes his head* Knights don't move that way Romana. *pauses a moment then grins* You liked that?
Romana: NO! Ew, NO. God no. It...I have your saliva all over my face. I mean..tongue. TONGUE. Right down my throat! Ew. That wasn't a kiss. It was...like like...biological warefare.
Ten: Without the toxin.
Romana: Yes, without the toxin. *sighs* I can't kiss him that way. It's disgusting.
Ten: *grins* *Austin Powers impression* Does it make you horny, babe?
Romana: NO! *is quiet for a bit* Maybe.
Ten: *blinks* Really? I didn't know Time Ladies got horny.
Romana: SHUT UP! *sighs* I just don't understand why it's so important to everyone.
Ten: Well, do you want to ...you know. Give it a try with me. *grins*
Romana: NO! *pauses* I mean, ...maybe. NO. Well, no.
Ten: *laughs* Sure now?
Romana: No, I mean, yes. *frustrated growl*
Ten: *chuckles* I think the Master would like that. The three of us together. *grins*
Romana: NEVER! Not in a million years. I mean, if I was going to do that...I wouldn't join in anyway. I'd just watch. You know...for..educational purposes. And...well, it wouldn't help me to watch you with a man anyway. You'd have to be with a woman. *sage nod*
Ten: Yeah, I have a collection of Terran porn about as tall as you that I have for educational purposes. Wait. Did you say you'd like to be there when I'm having sex with a woman? Did I hear that right?
Romana: EDUCATIONAL purposes, Doctor. I mean, the way humans have sex is so much more....messy.
Ten: It's essentially the same, you know.
Romana: No it's not. They do...playfor and tickling and tweaking. *perturbed look*
Ten: It's foreplay, dear. And it's fun.
Romana: *wrinkles her nose* Whatever, it's messy. Human males are always...waving their bits about and ejaculating in odd places.
Ten: *shifty look* Yeah, beasts, human males.
Romana: *disturbed look* Oh, Doctor, don't tell me.
Ten: Hey, everyone has their things. Human sex is far more interesting than...well, Gallifreyan sex. Which really is just a transfer of genetic material with the least amount of clean up afterward. Boring. It's still your turn, by the way.
Romana: Oh, right. *moves properly this time* I was distracted.
Ten: *grins* So I noticed. Want me to set something up?
Romana: What? No. Well...*frowns* Maybe.
Ten: *smirks* I'll see what I can do.
For: Anyone
Characters Present: emowanderer and romana_2
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Romana & Ten: *are playing what looks to be a game of speed chess though..are just generally playing it at the speed they normally do* *are also having a chat*
Romana: I don't understand why it's such a big deal.
Ten: Clearly you've never done it. Or not done it in a very long time. Isn't Scarfy putting out for you?
Romana: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.
Ten: Guess not. *sighs* Listen, I'm a little dense, really. You just have to kiss me. Him. Whatever, you know.
Romana: Yes. But...he's a bit dense and oblivious. He won't realize.
Ten: *shrugs* You have to kiss him properly then.
Romana: *raises an eyebrow* Properly?
Ten: *nods* Properly.
Romana: It's not bloody rocket science. It's just lips. Besides. I have kissed him before. Just..on the cheek.
Ten: No, has to be lips. And it has to be the right way. *sage nod*
Romana: *shakes her head exasperatedly* Doctor, once again I have no idea what you're on about.
Ten: *pauses in his turn and reaches over, grasping her from the back of the neck, pulling her in and kissing her in a way that makes most people weak in the knees* *sits back and completes his move* Like that. Kiss him like that.
Romana: ...
Ten: *looks up from the board* Your move.
Romana: Huh? Oh, right. Uh...yeah. *moves*
Ten: *shakes his head* Knights don't move that way Romana. *pauses a moment then grins* You liked that?
Romana: NO! Ew, NO. God no. It...I have your saliva all over my face. I mean..tongue. TONGUE. Right down my throat! Ew. That wasn't a kiss. It was...like like...biological warefare.
Ten: Without the toxin.
Romana: Yes, without the toxin. *sighs* I can't kiss him that way. It's disgusting.
Ten: *grins* *Austin Powers impression* Does it make you horny, babe?
Romana: NO! *is quiet for a bit* Maybe.
Ten: *blinks* Really? I didn't know Time Ladies got horny.
Romana: SHUT UP! *sighs* I just don't understand why it's so important to everyone.
Ten: Well, do you want to ...you know. Give it a try with me. *grins*
Romana: NO! *pauses* I mean, ...maybe. NO. Well, no.
Ten: *laughs* Sure now?
Romana: No, I mean, yes. *frustrated growl*
Ten: *chuckles* I think the Master would like that. The three of us together. *grins*
Romana: NEVER! Not in a million years. I mean, if I was going to do that...I wouldn't join in anyway. I'd just watch. You know...for..educational purposes. And...well, it wouldn't help me to watch you with a man anyway. You'd have to be with a woman. *sage nod*
Ten: Yeah, I have a collection of Terran porn about as tall as you that I have for educational purposes. Wait. Did you say you'd like to be there when I'm having sex with a woman? Did I hear that right?
Romana: EDUCATIONAL purposes, Doctor. I mean, the way humans have sex is so much more....messy.
Ten: It's essentially the same, you know.
Romana: No it's not. They do...playfor and tickling and tweaking. *perturbed look*
Ten: It's foreplay, dear. And it's fun.
Romana: *wrinkles her nose* Whatever, it's messy. Human males are always...waving their bits about and ejaculating in odd places.
Ten: *shifty look* Yeah, beasts, human males.
Romana: *disturbed look* Oh, Doctor, don't tell me.
Ten: Hey, everyone has their things. Human sex is far more interesting than...well, Gallifreyan sex. Which really is just a transfer of genetic material with the least amount of clean up afterward. Boring. It's still your turn, by the way.
Romana: Oh, right. *moves properly this time* I was distracted.
Ten: *grins* So I noticed. Want me to set something up?
Romana: What? No. Well...*frowns* Maybe.
Ten: *smirks* I'll see what I can do.