*has a big coat on* *opens it, pointing at her middle which is totally swollen and like...4 months pregnant-y* Look. I'm not just getting fat. I thought maybe I was. Then I figured it out when I saw that kid walking about. Jax? That's your kid. You and the Doctor's kid. So that means I'm not just getting fat. *strides in and finds the nearest seat to sit down* I can't believe I missed...several months worth of observations. The Doctor should have warned me it could sneak up on me! How was I supposed to know it would actually work.
*horrified look and not-quite manly noise, recoiling back against whatever is behind him, probably the door to avoid being touched by any of her pregnant-ness* Eeugh! What have you done to yourself?! You look... grotesque. *once he gets over the "SRSLY WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING" of it all, pulls out the laser screwdriver, adjusting the settings and scanning her* How did you miss this? You're huge. *likes his blondes EVERYONE unhealthily thin, apparently*
*rolls her eyes a bit* I thought I was just getting fat! I've been eating a lot more and doing a lot less. Those things usually mean you get fat. Only...I'm only getting fat...here. *points to bump then sighs* Where's the wife, anyway? He'll want to know.
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