Obliviator
Prompt: Obliviator
Author: seaislewitch
Wizard: Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: G
I've arrived precisely at the right moment--once again!
"Darling, look! I slew the cockatrice!"
"Is that what it was, my dear Gwyneth?"
"Yes, it was horribly vicious!"
"Not many wizards know of such beasts."
"That's true; they aren't very common."
"Which spell was used?"
"I enchanted my jewelled sword with a Severing Charm."
"Right... What was the exact incantation?"
"Seiungo."
"Yes, of course. I knew that."
"Shall we alert the press, darling? They will want an interview and a picture of the cockatrice slayer--me!"
"I'm afraid not, my dear Gwyneth."
"Pardon?"
"Obliviate!"
Gilderoy Lockhart, charming Obliviator, at your service.