Completely. Separate Observations

[romanlawyer]

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Choices are double
breasted
or just one,
just one needs three
buttons,
but double needs two.


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Callous on one hand
picks skin from
on other hand.

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Eagle wings flap
the flag out of
auditorium towards
Cleveland.
Why did we place an eagle on the
flag pole?

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“Zemon” means nothing
until you drop that
first letter and fix
on the “L.” Now
we’re talking citrus
and soon we’ll be
talking juice.

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When you’re looking
for your tennis
raquet in the messy closet
and a Bible falls to strike
your forehead
you’ve been Theologized.

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Generally, I do not
use my girlfriend’s
calves to orgasm.

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www. Juan Valdex
has yet to cream
my coffee in the
morning before work,
or even make the
coffee in the first
place.com/ I am
considering a call
to the INS.

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“A long flight is in
your future [in bed],”
reads my tattooed ass.
Duck, tuck, squeeze
I’m bundled into a
Fortune Cookie.
Crinkle crinkle I’m
now in plastic.
Finally, I can’t smell this
factory odor.