so yesterday i drove my bike into a parked car after the show at the drake. i went flying over my handle-bars and managed not even a scratch on my entire body. i am spectacular. i also couldn't stop replaying it in my head and laughing like a crazy-woman all the way home.
my thigh is going to look like a purple fruit tomorrow
dont treat me like i dont know anything. i am my own person, and i can take care of myself and my own self interests better than you can fucking take care of your own
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