I got a new truck, this news is of course a week old.

Alright Fockers.. here is the deal. Im never at this computer to update. I do it because im bored or have something to say to a particular crowd. So I hate damn tourists who cant drive, I hate the guy in taco bell drive through last night for giving Ashley(my girlfriend) my roomate and his girlfriend, Hell. And I dont like them for telling me to ( Read more... )

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Well I went Skydiving again. We went on saturday which couldnt have been a nicer day.Ashley and I went , mike was supposed to tag along but he got busy. Ashley got to the door and was like," I Dont wanna jump" and the guy turned and smiled at me as he pushed her out ( Read more... )

Master P is at the swamp on friday night. I used to be a No Limit Soldja back in middle school.. Throw up your sets!

you say its insomnia, i say it was someone else.

I'm being punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you, but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you're a part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame

You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)

-the darkness

"We are arresting you for drunken in public"
" but ocifer they through me out, arrest them, I dont wanna be druunk in public, I wanna be Drunk in the bar"

My new liscense plate is going to say GETR DNE

Did ya see Rosie O'Donnell got married? Great, just what she needs, more cake!!! I hope she doesn't get on top or that'll end that relationship. What is she pushing; about 450 now? She's the only woman that puts mayonnaise on aspirins!

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Good news first.. I met this girl named ashley and shes awesome, Ive never met anyone like her before.I think this will be good.SO ( Read more... )