Toys...

[romie007]

It's almost been 3 months but I'm finally back to working 5 days a week. It's a nice change from the 7 day/75 hour weeks

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[zbyszko]

Condoms in different flavors. A gummi rat: http://www.bestbuycandy.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=241&idcategory=16

[romie007]

I've got condoms that I got for free at a candy trade show ( neon coloured, flavoured and magnum) and we sell the gummi rats at the restaurant so that would just get me into trouble.

Yes, welcome to Canada where the f-bomb isn't bleeped out from our tv programs and you can get condoms everywhere!

[zbyszko]

How about these: http://www.mymms.com/customprint/?src=112228&sc_cid=P_GG_P2_N00_MA9CON00PGGP2111
I'm sure you and your co-workers could come up with a great saying for them. : )

[60schic]

How about a 'urine sample'? Doesn't have to be real - he doesn't have to know that. And you can blame it all on your Parole Officer....

Nice to see you back here, sweetie....and in true form!

[romie007]

Parole officer?

Hell I tell everyone I'm on a day pass from the psych hospital.

The sample would look too much like apple juice so I'd get accused of stealing that!

[60schic]

Jeez---are they that paranoid?

[romie007]

Right now, yup.

This too will pass.

But I'm going to have as much fun as I can get from it.

[beachtree]

Well, you could have "clean" fun with a Slinky or a pet rock just for kicks. Would a suspicious looking plastic gun freak them out more than "toys" and feminine fun stuff?

[romie007]

I've got a lot of "G" rated toys in my work area. I have a nerf gun, my "whomp" button, assorted KinderSurprise toys, my "voodoo" toothpick holders and my "lunch lady" action figure.

Toys wouldn't surprise them.

[beachtree]

Lunch lady action figure? Do the Chinese make them all day long?

Have you considered personalized voodoo dolls?

[mel39]

Lol, I was going to say condoms but I see zyb already has that one covered (haha). An erotic novel or magazine with a cover that leaves nothing to the imagination?

[romie007]

My 60 year old co-worker has the porn covered...

She had quite a variety.

Yes, we were looking at it in the break room.

I'm amazed we got any work done...

[famous99]

Welcome back!
Hee. You know I don't have ideas. But it's hilarious.
This reminds me of an episode or movie of something and I just can't recall what. Or maybe a book? My mind is so addled these days.

[romie007]

*waves to famous!!!!*

I'd be very disappointed if you had ideas.

We count on you to be our virtuous conscience.

Virtuous, not virtual!

Hope you're hanging in there sweetie!

[famous99]

Love the icon :)

Oh, and I try to not be everyone's conscious. I hate to be the preachy one!

[romie007]

Someone has to keep us in line and surprise...

You won!

The popular and the electoral vote.

You're not preachy, you challenge us to think.

That's a good thing.