I'm sick of hotel beds. I want MY bed. I'm so glad that Dennis didn't hit us. All I have to say is: Thank the Lord! Now dumb asses are going to think that it's okay to stay put when a cat 4 or 5 hurricane slams into Mobile. They'll say, "oh Ivan and Dennis weren't bad! We're gonna stay here, get drunk, and watch porn." Then their house collapses.
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