Oh my god what the fuck, the pain!

[ronaldo_uk]

Here I am laying naked in bed, with my laptop, having just gotten out of the shower after necking more painkillers than I probably should have, washed down with some premium strength french lager. Why have I done this you ask?, well, I'll tell you. Like the big fucking idiot that I am, I decided it would be a good idea to go and have a quick ride

Comments

[pseudobohemian]

first of all, you're hot and i enjoy the naked mental image. secondly man, rain + bike = bad idea. That's how I very nearly lost my leg. not cool.

[ronaldo_uk]

:-) thanks for the compliment, and how did the accident occur?

[pseudobohemian]

i was riding bitch on my friends bike, wet roads (wetter then we thought), he lost control and jumped, the bike fell on me....2nd degree burn and serious infection on the leg from the exhaust pipe