Comments | ronkstar: I love a good hard puke. And I'm going to tell you why.

ronkstar

I love a good hard puke. And I'm going to tell you why.

Jan 28, 2006 18:43

(a) It's an opportunity to really work your abs without sweating.
(b) Look at all those calories you just got back!!
(c) It takes relatively little time.
(d) It reminds you to brush between meals.
(e) Afterwards, you feel nice and spent. Relaxed-like, you know.

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tiffiegal January 29 2006, 18:31:55 UTC

I so agree with letter "e"

Oh, and further... ronkstar January 29 2006, 19:00:19 UTC

(f) if you see it coming, and are near a toilet or bathtub, clean-up is usually a snap.

oh, and (g) it makes you feel less drunk when you feel like you've gone too far. But it can also make you feel higher, all while smoking less product!

Re: Oh, and further... tiffiegal January 29 2006, 22:01:47 UTC

(f)...yes
(g)...yes
(g(2)).....yes yes yes

Hahaha. I could use some vomiting, I mean product, right now while trying to register online for the wedding crap.

fightinjesuit January 29 2006, 18:46:58 UTC

I have to admit I'm a fan of (a).

ronkstar January 29 2006, 19:01:37 UTC

Word. Take THAT Connoly Center!! Now I wish SU had a vomitarium.

It's like puking up Barney. ruby_ram January 30 2006, 16:52:42 UTC

I have to add that depending on your poison, gastric explosions can be very pretty. Last week I had four glasses of a lovely Australian Cabernet Savignon on a relatively empty stomach. Needless to say, it was a lovely drunken Crayola experience.