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[rons_on_fire]

Personally, I think it only serves Malfoy right that he has to wear glasses. Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this! I even made a list as to why

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[potteritis]

You'd better stop, Ron, before you have him in here complaining about such crimes against his "beautiful face".

Did you mention that he's a git? I'm not sure twice is enough.

[artful_gryff]

I hope you're being snarky on the beautiful face thing because he's a git. Gits don't have pretty faces.

[potteritis]

Of course I was being snarky. That's the only time I ever use the word beautiful in reference to Malfoy.

[artful_gryff]

Just checking, mate. Can't tell tone and all that rot on these things, after all.

By the way, when are we having Quidditch practice again?

[artful_gryff]

I'm thinking Harry's right. You need numbers 5 through infinity - he's a git.

[rons_on_fire]

You're absolutely right, the both of you.

[artful_gryff]

I'm always right, my wee ickle wion.

[not_draconis]

You need to get a life, Weasel. I even made a list as to why:

1. You need to learn how to play quidditch. And by that I mean coming to the realisation that you are supposed to keep quaffles out of the hoops, not let them in.
2. You need to learn how to get a girl and not scare her away with your blindly disgusting looks. I guess I can be thankful for being somewhat blind right now.
3. You rather waste your time talking badly about me instead of doing anything remotely productive. This must explain your complete lack of understanding anything somewhat intellegent.
4. If all you can call me is a 'git' and 'arse' you really need to rethink your insults because they aren't deeming enough, I am sure.

[rons_on_fire]

I'm sorry, Malfoy, all I got out of that was the word "blindly". I suppose you'll be using that word a lot now to describe how you're doing things without your glasses.

[not_draconis]

I'm terribly sorry, Weasely. Apparently everyone cannot live up to your flawless perfection that you practice every single day.

[rons_on_fire]

Apparently not. Shame, really.

[unsecretive]

Ron, how did you find out that Flich and/or Hagrid was the one to leave the rose by Malfoy's bed? Because I have reason to believe you lied to me and chocolate pudding leaving the body through any way possible is by no means pretty.

[rons_on_fire]

Lav, do you doubt my sources? You know I'd never lie to you.

[unsecretive]

Not even for pudding, dearest?

[rons_on_fire]

Not even! I'm hurt to hear you say so.

[shapely_millie]

Green doesn't suit your red hair Weasley.

[rons_on_fire]

Pity, but no harm done. I'm fairly certain the colour clashes with a lot about me.

[shapely_millie]

Like the jealousy you have stewing inside because Granger and Draco were snogging and you weren't in on it?

[rons_on_fire]

Oh, gross. If you don't want to help me review what I had for lunch today, kindly refrain from mentioning Malfoy and snogging in the same sentence.