It has been such a wierd day. Its hard to begin. Warning: this could potentially very long, and may or may not be entertaining.

I shall start at 12:30pm. I had just gotten back from class and decided that I want to get high. To do this I needed cohorts, specifically Pat; Pat has an assortment of smoking devices you see. I also got Will for good ( Read more... )

So the last few days have been pretty good, other than my cell phone dieing causing me to miss what sounded like a pretty nifty party and me getting sick and the doctors not knowing with what. I've been playing a lot of poker, both online and live, and I must say I am excelling, almost all of my reads are spot on; I think I've finally found ( Read more... )

So today was probably one of the best days I've had in a while, until I got home. But lets start with the good.

Got to chill with Josh and Kim, we went to see the Davinci Code, which was good. We followed that up with some taco bell, and Kim and I tried to debate evolution and religion with Josh, but he won't talk about such things apparantly. We ( Read more... )

What a terrible day. My computer has been completely and utterly FUBARed by a series of viruses. I gotta hand it to whoever coded it, its quite the tricky little bugger. I don't know how it got on my computer, but it shut down the firewall, and embedded a trojan generator into my registry that I can't delete. After its shutting down of my firewall ( Read more... )

My thoat feels like its been beaten into oblivion with a large wrench. And whenever I cough - which is often - it feels like I got punched in the throat again. Why do I have to get sick so easily, fuck this.

I watched a generous portion of the NFL draft this weekend. What? Phil taking an interest in sports? Yeah, I've been replaced by aliens. ( Read more... )

I'm fuckin bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored. I think everyone should be done with school now, and should get over here ASAP. I need entertainment and companionship damnit! And I also need the Red Sox offense to not be anemic, that would be swell. So would a live poker game at that ( Read more... )

Some stuff that happened to me today:

So today I decided that I wanted to go see "The Sentinel", I mean come on, it has Jack Bauer in it, how can it be bad? I leave for the movie, buy my ticket, flirt with the ticket lady (of course!), get my ticket ripped then start to head off to the theater.

TicketBitch "Sir, Sir, can I see some ID please?"
Me " ( Read more... )

And another story. Yay!!!

The Fitchburg State Story

What is better than getting shitfaced on a Saturday afternoon? Nothing you say? Damn skippy!

4:00pm: I pick up Chris outside of BestBuy. He smells like a honey dutch. Oh man, how I love that smell, the memories it brings back....well parts of them anyway.

4:10: Cruisin down 190 with The Mars ( Read more... )

Here is part three of the UMass story. Soon to come: the Fitchburg State Story.

Part 3: Northampton, the power hour, and the party

11:00am: I wake up refreshed. Alcohol is a helluva drug. Chris looks very uncomfortable in the chair. Now he knows how I felt.

11:30: Chris gets up and swears at me for stealing his bed. I laugh. He punches me. I ( Read more... )

Part two of the UMass story.

Part 2: Matt tries hallucinogenics, hilarity ensues

9:00am: I wake up. I am in the most intense pain of my life. This is the worst hangover that has ever existed. I think that that scotch was a terrible idea.

9:01: I start staring at the scotch bottle, and attempt to curse it. No words come out. I need water.

9:02 ( Read more... )