it's like the three billy goats gruff in my bath

[roobarb]

it all started Monday morning, I got up and did my usual pottering around making my way into the day

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[writersblock_va]

Sounds like you need a Bathtub Spider Removal Service.

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100624.html
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100625.html

[roobarb]

they're wonderful

I'll get some cookies in, have them at my place at 5:30 in the morning, my Mum'll be happy too

but - but - but - but. . .

[feetnotes]

they're obviously just trying to be friendly...

Re: but - but - but - but. . .

[roobarb]

I don't share my bath with anyone!

it's mine!

they don't want to share your bath-water. . .

[feetnotes]

- they just want to palp^H^Hmper a roobarb!

[davidoflondon]

The thing to remember about spiders is they make great pets and love being cuddled.

I suggest you name them and keep them as pets.

[roobarb]

they're in the garden now

hopefully

do they like silverfish? I'm fighting those off at the moment

[davidoflondon]

I think cockroaches eat silverfish. Get half a dozen cockroaches and let them have the run of the house. They'll clear up the sliverfish in no time. :)

Note: This solution may not be without a teeny flaw

[roobarb]

one of which is that the neighbours would complain at the noise

[toadflax234]

That's it. I'm NOT visiting you any time soon!

[cristy24]

Your a nice spider remover. I shower them down the drain lol

[roobarb]

depends if they fit